The Entire Cultivation World Can Hear the Heavenly Thunder's Inner Thoughts

Lin Xian is an outstanding employee of the Space-Time Administration. During his vacation, he heads to the cultivation world to moonlight as heavenly lightning and earn some extra money. On his first day at work, a seasoned old-timer comes asking to be struck. Lin Xian glances at his resume and can't help grumbling, "This old geezer has been embezzling the sect's funds for years and dating several people at once. I'll strike him to death!" "Wait!" The old-timer shakily gets to his feet and bows to everyone in the sect, who all wear complicated expressions. "This old man has suddenly realized that his worldly ties remain unresolved. I'm afraid I can no longer pursue the Great Dao. You may all go." Everyone leaves, deep in thought. Before long, word gets out that the sect leader has purged the old-timer. At some point, whenever anyone in the cultivation world undergoes a tribulation, people come rushing from every direction and pack the tribulation platform. Ask why they're there, though, and they all become mysteriously guarded, trotting out the usual line about observing and learning while secretly pulling out their message stones. The gossip flies eighty thousand li before the person at the center of it has even finished his tribulation! Feng Yiyun, the chosen one of the XX Sect, had enjoyed a smooth path until a heart demon arose during his Golden Core tribulation. As the heavenly lightning struck, he heard someone mock him: "Hahaha, you've been so full of yourself all day, but didn't you lose to a diamond rabbit back when you were still Foundation Establishment?" Everyone: Oooooh! Feng Yiyun: ? His pride takes a serious blow. From then on, he studies and trains day and night, never sleeping. He's courteous and mild-mannered in public, but works himself to the bone in private, keeping himself pure and avoiding all intimate relationships so the heavenly lightning can't find a single thing to use against him. At last, the day of his Nascent Soul tribulation arrives. He's ready to make a glorious comeback, when a puzzled voice comes from the thunder: "Huh? You like me?" Feng Yiyun's heart skips a beat. Before he can think it over, the heavenly lightning chirps, "I'll strike you dead!" Feng Yiyun: ? A proud, face-saving top × a lazy heavenly lightning bottom One-on-one, happy ending, both virgins, a silly and sweet little romance Theme: Love yourself, stand on your own, and shine with confidence