Sheng Xia had just graduated when he stumbled across a job opening: personal assistant and private secretary to someone.
The pay was excellent, and room and board were included. The terms were unbelievably generous!
But the position had been open for nearly a year, and they still hadn't found anyone.
It was creepy. It also sounded like a scam.
Desperate for work, Sheng Xia gritted his teeth, grabbed his suitcase, and went to check it out.
A genial, round-faced middle-aged man greeted him and led him behind a thousand-year-old temple famous throughout the world.
It didn't look like a scam.
Sheng Xia, full of confidence, said, “No problem. Where’s my future boss? I’ll go introduce myself.”
The man replied, “That’s what your probation period is for… Good luck.”
Then he turned tail and ran.
Sheng Xia: “??”
Two days later, bored out of his mind, he picked up a knife and laboriously climbed a tree in the courtyard, planning to carve something from a branch.
One swing of the knife, and someone kicked him flying.
Help! This tree is three stories tall!!
Huh? I’m alive!?
Someone rushed excitedly into the courtyard
“Congratulations, you’ve passed probation!”
With a slap, while Sheng Xia was still lying on the ground, they grabbed his hand and pressed his finger onto a seal.
Sheng Xia: “…”
His life was turned upside down.
From then on, he had a big shot to look after. A real ancestor.
This ancestor had a terrible temper, was picky, and lived in extravagant luxury!
He ordered dozens of dishes for one meal and bought snacks by the ton;
He thought street food was dirty and the vacuum cleaner was too loud. At the slightest disagreement, he’d whip up a storm and drive people away!
Sheng Xia: T_T
Working for a living is hard!
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Work's Not Working, So I'm Marrying an Alien
Shu Yun Zhan woke up one day to find that two thousand years had passed and the world had completely changed.
Before he had even gotten used to his new body, he had to adapt to a new job: clerk at the Office for Visiting Extraterrestrial Life.
Yes, extraterrestrial life.
In a daze, Shu Yun Zhan took his place at his station and put on an interstellar translator. Hesitantly, he pressed the red button in front of him, ready to meet the first extraterrestrial visitor of his life
A gigantic black creature resembling an octopus. Its head was bigger than the door, it had nine amber “eyeballs” with vertical slits, and two rows of razor-sharp crimson teeth.
Then a black tentacle floated in and wrapped around him from head to toe.
Shu Yun Zhan: ?!
Is this some kind of alien etiquette?
The alien said, “%¥%@#&¥T@#%.”
The translator in his ear automatically rendered it as: You like me, and you smell good. I want to marry you.
Shu Yun Zhan: ?
The user manual hadn't explained how to handle this, but…
Shu Yun Zhan smiled and politely declined. “I'm honored by your affection, but I can't, Hey!”
The black “octopus” picked him up and carried him outside. “@#¥#@%%.”
The translator rendered it as: I'm glad we agree.
Shu Yun Zhan: “…We don't agree at all!!!”
Help
Theme: Be sincere
Is Boss seducing Shengxia [shy][shy]
He wants to marinate you
Di——Real-name irrigation card
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl
Has Midsummer become a monster? This way you will always be with the boss, right?
🤔Does the author not comment?
What did you eat? I thought of a lot of things in my mind, but they didn't feel right.
I found out, he is a loser (・ω・´)=☞🌚hahaha