False Saintly Father x True Believer
Disguised Everyone's Favorite x Blunt, Unhinged Madman
Wei Lan and Wei Jin are hostile alternate personalities, but they're unable to hurt each other, until the System appears
"Welcome to the Alternate Personality Death Game. Join and you can kill each other. Interested?"
They rub their hands together. "Sounds great!"
"Anything goes in the game, except for sincerity! Violators will be severely punished!"
They scoff. "Whoever gets sincere is a dog."
But then the System assigns their roles
[World One: Dying God x Human Believer] [Complete!!]
System: You need to beg the human to make a wish.
With his divine power on the brink of collapse, Wei Lan looks at Wei Jin: ...Please.
Wei Jin casually shoots the statue of the god. He doesn't get to hear news of Wei Lan's death. Instead, he sees a tattoo Wei Lan carved with his own hands over his collarbone
"I am Wei Lan's most loyal dog."
But Wei Jin admits that when he saw those words, his heart practically bled with excitement...
[World Two: The Parasite x The Host]
System: If your parasitism value is lower than the host's, you will be devoured by your host!
When Wei Lan is ambushed and about to be devoured by another parasite, Wei Jin appears. He catches Wei Lan's fingertips as they reach out for help, looking down at him. "Only I can save you, brother."
Wei Lan readily plays along. "Please..."
Wei Jin's hand travels from his fingertips to his chin, then clamps around Wei Lan's throat. "That's not right."
Wei Lan: ...
He racks his brains, then finally looks up in irritation and orders, "Save. Me."
A few minutes later, Wei Jin sees the System's status indicator showing that Wei Lan is alive, and wrinkles his nose.
He thinks he can... smell something...
Like a dog.
[World Three: World-Destroyer x Savior]
System: Please prevent the apocalypse.
Wei Lan is assigned to play the world-destroyer himself, and his identity is exposed from the start. On the run, he picks up Wei Jin, who has lost his memory in an accident.
Wei Lan: I'll kill him first.
System: Sorry, the game rules link your lives.
Wei Lan: Then I'll lock him up.
But after keeping him locked up for a while, Wei Lan realizes there's something off about the way Wei Jin looks at him...
Until one day, he wakes from a faint and is told someone drugged him. He questions Wei Jin with a whip in hand, only to get this reply:
"Master, I've fallen in love with you. I want to see you every day."
Wei Lan: ...We said whoever got sincere would be a dog.
Wei Jin is confused, but obedient. "If Master wants, I can be your dog, but
Master has to love me too."
[World Four: ...]
[World Five: ...]
The farther they go, the more Wei Lan feels that something is wrong, but it's not Wei Jin. It's himself.
Killing each other with Wei Jin is certainly thrilling, but compared with those cold blades, cunning schemes, and pungent smell of blood, it seems that a light kiss that barely brushes the surface makes his blood surge even more.
Wei Lan wants more. He taunts the System: What happens if we get sincere?
The System replies coldly: You will be erased.
Wei Lan ignores the question and answers anyway: Got it. Then I'll erase you.
Reading Guide:
1. Please add this to your library!! Feel free to let it pile up!! I promise it's good!!
2. When it's on the rankings, I'll update with the rankings; otherwise, I'll post every other day. (I have a huge stockpile, but being on the rankings really matters, ahhh!!)
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Theme: Accept every part of yourself.
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