Help, My Client Just Kissed Me!

We were never meant to be together. The System forced us to fall in love.

Chu Qin is an overworked corporate drone serving the System. His current client is Jiang Jian, a cold, sensitive top student. But the System is a real pain in the ass

The first time Chu Qin meets Jiang Jian, he snaps the waistband of his underwear and throws money at him.

That cleft... that dimple in his lower back... that

No! I didn't see anything!

Tossed aside *1

The second time he meets Jiang Jian, Chu Qin pinches his cheek.

What a cute little baa-baa, so soft I could just

No, boss! Let me explain!

Tossed aside *2

He can't imagine what he'll do the third time they meet.

But he never expected Jiang Jian to kiss him first.

Chu Qin: You stupid face! Move away already!

Chu Qin's approval rating has plummeted below freezing, well, fortune favors the bold!

Seeing how Jiang Jian can't stand the sight of him, Chu Qin wants to run.

But the damn System says that while working in the novel's world, he has to recharge by staying near his client.

Charging method: be within a few meters of the protagonist.

Chu Qin: You could just say I'm his personal babysitter.

And so, with shameless determination, Chu Qin sets off on a thrilling journey of hard labor, braving the wind and waves and cutting through every obstacle.

The world of Jiang Jian's novel has shattered completely. Chu Qin's mission is to collect the fragments of its scenes, piece the plot together, and earn positive reviews.

For the first fragment, Chu Qin stops Jiang Jian from swinging a piece of glass at the young villain.

Jiang Jian thanks him.

For the second fragment, Chu Qin takes a slash meant for Jiang Jian, stopping a lackey of the villain from cutting his face.

Jiang Jian speeds him to the hospital on a motorcycle and says he's sorry.

For the third fragment, Chu Qin stares in shock at the huge profile of his own face in the scene fragment.

The fourth fragment...

The fifth fragment...

Why am I everywhere?

It's not that you're everywhere. It's that you were always meant to belong in this world.

Sunny, cheerful, and obvious about his jealousy, but incredibly slow to catch on and only attentive to the top: the bottom

Possessive and sensitive, quietly pouts but is easy to placate, and is only soft toward the bottom: the top

"A mutual crush between a genius with a cheat and a genius without one"

New novel alert: My Other Personality Said He Loved Me After We Tried to Kill Each Other is now serializing!

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[Blurb]

Fake heartthrob x blunt, brooding type

Weilan and Weijin are the other personalities of two sworn enemies. They can't hurt each other, until the System appears

“Welcome to the Other Personality Death Game. Join us and you can kill your rival. Want to give it a try?”

The two rub their hands together. “Sure!”

“Anything goes in the game, except for genuine feelings! Violators will be severely punished!”

The two scoff. “Whoever catches feelings is a dog.”

But then the System assigns them their roles

[World One: Dying God x Human Believer]

System: You must beg a human to grant your wish.

Weilan, whose divinity is on the verge of fading, looks at Weijin: “...Please.”

Weijin casually shoots the statue of the god. He doesn't get the news that Weilan is dead. Instead, he sees a tattoo Weilan carved into his own collarbone

“I am Weilan's most loyal dog.”

But Weijin admits that when he saw those words, his heart felt like it was bleeding. He was a little excited...

[World Two: Parasite x Host]

System: If your parasitic value is lower than your host value, you will be consumed by your host!

When Weilan is ambushed and about to be devoured by another parasite, Weijin appears. He catches Weilan's reaching fingers and looks down at him. “Only I can save you, brother.”

Weilan readily agrees. “Please...”

Weijin's hand slides from his fingertips to his chin, then grips Weilan's throat. “That's not right.”

Weilan: “...”

He racks his brain, then irritably looks up and orders, “Save me.”

A few minutes later, Weijin looks at the System's indicator showing that Weilan is alive and wrinkles his nose.

He thinks he can smell something...

Dog.

[World Three: Destroyer of Worlds x Savior]

System: Stop the apocalypse.

Weilan is assigned the role of the destroyer of worlds himself, and his identity is exposed from the start. While fleeing, he picks up Weijin, who has lost his memory in an accident.

Weilan: Better kill him first.

System: Sorry, the game stipulates that your lives are linked.

Weilan: Then I'll lock him up.

But as he keeps Weijin locked up, Weilan notices that the other man's gaze has started to seem a little strange...

Until one day, he wakes from unconsciousness and is told that someone drugged him. He takes up a whip to demand an explanation, only to hear Weijin say:

“Master, I've fallen in love with you. I want to see you every day.”

Weilan: “...We agreed that whoever caught feelings would be a dog.”

Weijin doesn't understand, but obeys. “If you want me to, I can be your dog. But...”

“You have to love me too, Master.”

[World Four: ...]

[World Five: ...]

The further things go, the more Weilan feels that something is wrong. But it's not Weijin. It's himself.

Trying to kill Weijin is certainly thrilling, but compared with icy blades, elaborate schemes, and the pungent smell of blood, that fleeting kiss seems to make his blood race even more.

Weilan wants more. He asks the System provocatively, “What happens if we catch feelings?”

The System answers coldly, “Erasure.”

Weilan reads the message and replies with something entirely different: “Got it. I'll erase you, then.”

Theme: Even when fate has you by the throat, fight for a chance to live