Turn Your Nemesis into a Lovestruck Fool in 30 Days

Sharp-tongued and difficult on the surface, sensitive and delicate underneath bottom x aloof trendy guy on the surface, secretly an arrogant softie who washes underwear top

“Song Zhaozhuo, nobody can ever find out we slept together.”

A photo of the famous enemies Shen Lixing and Song Zhaozhuo kissing in public at a KTV has blown up the conservatory's forum, but the hottest thread is actually:

#Told you they were sneaking around behind everyone's backs. Wishing them a hundred years together!#

But the two involved know that they've done more than kiss... They've slept together, too...

And... they're betrothed, a couple-to-be.

They plan to split up after graduation, but right now there's another problem:

They've been assigned to the same group for the school's fieldwork month. That means they'll be away from home, eating and living together for a whole month!

One month! 30 days!! 720 hours!!!

Shen Lixing is desperate, and Song Zhaozhuo even more so. They stare each other down, each with over 999 schemes up their sleeves.

Knowing Song Zhaozhuo is afraid of ghosts, Shen Lixing goes into a haunted house and pretends to be a ghost to scare him, only to have an NPC push their heads together and make them kiss.

Knowing Song Zhaozhuo is afraid of cockroaches, Shen Lixing shuts the door and blocks the gap, waiting for him to scream. Instead, on a dark and windy night, Shen Lixing ends up in Song Zhaozhuo's bed.

Knowing Song Zhaozhuo hates him, Shen Lixing humiliates himself, putting on a coy act and calling him “big brother.” He even... kisses him.

Shen Lixing gets a little addicted to tormenting Song Zhaozhuo, but also gets a little addicted to kissing him. He realizes he's taken things too far.

Shen Lixing makes a run for it, until Song Zhaozhuo corners him against the wall and gets his revenge...

Shen Lixing: Your kissing skills are amazing. This isn't your first relationship...

Song Zhaozhuo: Heh. You taught me well.

Shen Lixing: ...

[Disaster Edition]

For fieldwork month, they have to tour with bands across the country, but along the way...

Grasslands trip. Shen Lixing and Song Zhaozhuo gallop off on wild horses. The group gets trapped on the road by sheep licking the windows, then a cow smashes the trunk and makes off with all of Song Zhaozhuo's luggage...

Shen Lixing lends Song Zhaozhuo his most scandalous pair of pants, only to get a glowing review...

His teeth ache with frustration, but then he sees Song Zhaozhuo stoically washing the scandalous pants to return them to him.

Shen Lixing: “The young master Song is finally washing his own underwear!”

North Mountain trip. The cable car breaks down on the way up the mountain. As they wait for rescue and play cards, a troop of monkeys attacks them, and Song Zhaozhuo takes on the monkey king with a selfie stick.

Shen Lixing: “Keep showing off and you'll get yourself killed...”

The next day, Song Zhaozhuo finds the missing Shen Lixing lying on a slope by a cliff. Song Zhaozhuo smirks: “So who's the one who almost died?”

But he still carries Shen Lixing down the mountain and takes him to the hospital.

At the hospital, Song Zhaozhuo is so furious that he grabs his bag and leaves, swearing that if he ever looks after Shen Lixing again, he's a dog!

Less than eight hours later, Song Zhaozhuo returns and silently peels an apple for Shen Lixing. He admits it: he is a dog.

Linzhou trip. Image-conscious Song Zhaozhuo goes on a roller coaster and, terrified, laces his fingers with Shen Lixing's. He nearly faints into Shen Lixing's arms when they get off, unaware he's hit Shen Lixing's soft spot.

Shen Lixing: “So cute... No! Shen Lixing, what are you thinking?!!”

Song Zhaozhuo: “...I was just trying to save face...”

On the Linghai trip, both sets of parents trick them into buying wedding outfits and rings...

Shen Lixing: “Wait, why are we buying these? Does the graduation concert require rings?”

Song Zhaozhuo: “Same question.”

Back in Lincheng, a fake guest performance turns into a real engagement.

Shen Lixing: “Wait, why am I the groom? Then who's the bride?”

Song Zhaozhuo: “Your groom is here.”

The “death” in “mortal enemies” means loving each other even in death.

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[Blurb follows]

Fake heartthrob x straightforward, gloomy menace

Wei Lan and Wei Jin are rival alternate personalities, but they're unable to hurt each other. Then the System appears:

“Welcome to the Alternate Personality Death Game. Join, and you can kill the other one. Want to try?”

The two rub their hands together: “Sure!”

“Anything goes in this game, except sincere feelings! Violators will be severely punished!”

The two scoff: “Whoever catches feelings is a dog.”

But the roles assigned by the System are

[World One: Dying God x Human Believer]

System: You must beg humans to grant your wish.

With his divine power on the verge of vanishing, Wei Lan looks at Wei Jin: “...Please.”

Wei Jin casually shoots the statue of the god to pieces. He doesn't get news of Wei Lan's death. Instead, he sees a tattoo Wei Lan carved himself over his collarbone:

“I am Wei Lan's most loyal dog.”

But Wei Jin admits that when he sees those words, his heart pounds with excitement...

[World Two: Host x Parasite]

System: If your parasitic value is lower than the host's value, you will be devoured by the parasite!

When Wei Lan is ambushed and about to be devoured by another parasite, Wei Jin appears. He catches Wei Lan's fingertips as he reaches out for help and looks down at him: “Only I can save you, big brother.”

Wei Lan obliges: “Please...”

Wei Jin's hand moves from his fingertips to his chin, then clamps around Wei Lan's neck: “Wrong.”

Wei Lan: “...”

He racks his brain, then irritably looks up and orders: “Save me.”

A few minutes later, Wei Jin looks at the System's display showing that Wei Lan is alive and wrinkles his nose.

He thinks he can... smell something...

Dog.

[World Three: World Destroyer x Savior]

System: Prevent the world's destruction.

Assigned the role of the World Destroyer, Wei Lan has his identity exposed from the start. While fleeing, he comes across Wei Jin, who's lost his memories in an accident.

Wei Lan: “I'll kill you first.”

System: Sorry, the game rules link your lives together.

Wei Lan: “Then I'll lock you up.”

But as he keeps Wei Jin locked up, Wei Lan starts to notice that Wei Jin looks at him strangely...

Until one day he wakes from a faint and is told someone drugged him. He takes up a whip to demand answers, only to hear Wei Jin say:

“Master, I've fallen in love with you. I want to see you every day.”

Wei Lan: “...We said whoever caught feelings would be a dog.”

Wei Jin, puzzled but obedient: “If you want, I can be your dog, but... Master has to love me too.”

[World Four: ...]

[World Five: ...]

The further things go, the more Wei Lan feels that something is wrong. But it's not Wei Jin. It's himself.

Killing each other with Wei Jin is certainly thrilling, but compared to those icy blades, elaborate schemes, and pungent smell of blood, it seems that a fleeting kiss makes his blood boil more.

Wei Lan wants more. He asks the System provocatively: “What happens if I catch feelings?”

The System answers coldly: “You will be erased.”

Wei Lan replies, ignoring what it said: “Got it. I'll erase you, then.”

Theme: Strive to take your fate into your own hands