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The player logged into a high-freedom, fully immersive cultivation game and created a save file.
Rolling for identity.
[The Sword Sect master's closed-door disciple. Who knows if there'll be window-closing or door-locking disciples later.]
Rolling for aptitude.
[Extraordinary talent. The Sword Sect's glory is in your hands.]
Rolling for constitution.
[Sword cultivators are made of glass. They fight the fiercest battles and serve as the Medicine Sect's most loyal ( ).]
Rolling for intelligence: 8.
[Even understanding the word "conspiracy" is a little difficult for you.]
*
[Age 0: You are picked up and brought back to the sect.]
[You wave your arms, demanding food from your new guardian at the hungriest age of your life.]
[You reach out and press your master's chest. Once, twice, three times, four, five.]
[Your senior brother is so shocked that he peels you off the wall.]
[Achievement unlocked: Good thing you're still alive]
[Age 6: You begin cultivating.]
[You show an exceptional talent for cultivation.]
[Your academic performance is an utter disaster.]
[You are apprehended by the tutoring class.]
[Your senior brother refuses to give your master a kind look for thirty days straight.]
[Even though your master is blind.]
[Achievement unlocked: How did you actually become an idiot?]
[Age 16: You descend the mountain to gain experience.]
[Your client begins explaining the background...]
[Your teammate tries to solve the puzzle...]
[Your enemy taunts you...]
[Everyone looks at you.]
[(Dice roll failed) You didn't understand a thing.]
[You draw your sword.]
[Achievement unlocked: What? So you're just illiterate]
[Age 19: You become the greatest in the world.]
[Your friends praise you, your enemies respect you, your followers look up to you, and the people you love and who love you...]
[Are too many to count.]
The player failed the dice roll.
The player gave up on the story.
The player only knew how to fight.
Congratulations, player! You have sunk the Demon Realm, cleared Bloodbath Mode, and earned the title [The Greatest in the World, a God in the Hearts of the Bros].
The player's lips turn up in a smile.
[You have several people with whom you share special relationships.]
[There's no going back from these relationships.]
The player's lips turn down.
Player: Huh?
Me?
*Dice roll = passing a check. Intelligence 8 = minus points on the assessment.
*But she's not intellectually disabled!
*Comedy, and everyone is obsessed with her.
Theme: Everyone loves the junior sister
