A pure-hearted, calculating disciple gong who pretends to be obedient x A fiery, straightforward shizun shou who pretends to be aloof
Cheng Jue x Lin Xie
Cheng Jue had the misfortune of transmigrating into a melodramatic Mary Sue xianxia novel, accompanied by a little white dumpling System.
The bad news: the System could only chirp and act cute.
The worse news: he had arrived in his own body and had no official identity.
The good news: the novel's melodrama had already traumatized his eyes.
The even better news: his favorite character from the book had found him, and he had become that character's disciple.
His darling was the novel's big villain, a textbook aloof shizun, as solitary as the moon in the heavens. Unfortunately, after getting caught up in the original leads' "beautiful" romance, he became a stumbling block and met a tragic end.
As the villain's devoted dad fan, Cheng Jue accepted the System's mission to save the world without hesitation. He vowed to save the villain.
On the day he became a disciple, his beloved Lin Xie appeared before him, dressed in flowing silver robes with wide sleeves. Blood spattered his robe hem and the corners of his eyes, and his beauty was utterly breathtaking.
Ah! So this is what it feels like to fall in love!!
It seemed he'd gotten his own role wrong. He wasn't a dad fan; he was a husband fan!!
Based on all the books he'd read over the years, transmigrating into a xianxia world always came with a shizun, shishu, or senior brother to be your cultivation partner. So he could get a celestial-looking shizun as his partner, right?
Little White Dumpling: This System doesn't have that function, you know ( ?˙▽˙? )
Cheng Jue: Doesn't matter. He's my future partner now (≧▽≦)/
But his shizun cultivated the Heartless Dao. How could he have a sweet romance with him without ruining his shizun's Daoist heart?
Shizun: What Heartless Dao?
Cheng Jue, beaten to the ground by an excited Lin Xie: The original story lied to me!! Where's the Heartless Dao shizun I was promised? Why did he turn out to follow the Slaughter Dao? ( ̄ー ̄)
Cheng Jue, still lying on the ground: But I'm even more in love now!!
The days after he became a disciple went smoothly. Life was like a feel-good novel, and Cheng Jue strutted around smugly, until the day he discovered that his transmigration into the book hadn't been a coincidence and recovered all his memories.
"Shizun!! Waaaaah!" (╥_╥)
A heartbroken puppy comes running toward you.
Beneath the blood-red sky, no one can have a happy ending. Death and separation are the only eternal conclusions.
When time rewinds to the beginning, I must tell him I love him sooner.
After recovering his memories, Cheng Jue said, "So why did I wait until now to confess again? Clearly, dropping hints was the wrong approach. I should've just gone for it."
With a thump, Cheng Jue was kicked off the bed by his shizun, whose back and waist were aching.
Shizun: "Heh. Other than not confessing, what haven't you done?"
Bonus Scene 1:
One day, after learning an excellent saber technique, Little Cheng Jue went to show off to his shizun.
Little Cheng Jue: "Shizun, look what I learned!!!"
Little Cheng Jue: "Ah!! Shizun, I wasn't trying to peek at you bathing! I didn't see anything!!"
Shizun: "..."
Shizun: "I was just soaking my feet..."
Bonus Scene 2:
Little Cheng Jue, pacing back and forth: I want to steal a kiss from Shizun.
Little Cheng Jue: No, you have to be a gentleman!
Little Cheng Jue: Why do I have to be a gentleman?
Shizun, woken up by the noise: Why are you pacing around my bed?
Little Cheng Jue: I want to steal a kiss...
Shizun, kissing Little Cheng Jue with a dark expression: There. Stop disturbing my sleep.
Reading Guide:
1. This is a one-on-one romance with a happy ending. Read with confidence.
2. Not purely sweet; expect some bittersweet moments, but mostly sweetness.
3. A minor side couple appears. Please keep that in mind.
4. Please, dear readers, leave bookmarks, comments, and votes~
5. The title has been changed. The original title was Who Says I Cultivate the Heartless Dao?
Coming Soon:
1. Who Says an Octopus Can't Have Four Hundred Tentacles?
A quirky, clingy alien tentacle monster gong x A lone-wolf, human beacon, black-panther mutant shou
Jiang Chu x Ji Guzhou
How do you successfully pretend to be an octopus? First, find someone who firmly believes you are an octopus. Then firmly believe you are an octopus yourself.
Jiang Chu, prince of Planet Bulanlang, was a tentacle monster.
What he was proudest of: having more tentacles than anyone else on the planet, a full four hundred of them!!
What bothered him most: his soulmate was about to appear, and he had to figure out how to tactfully explain that he wanted to choose his own partner.
Unfortunately, Jiang Chu, caught up in a succession crisis, was ambushed. He lost 396 tentacles and had no idea which planet in the universe he'd landed on.
Jiang Chu: emo
Jiang Chu, pitifully hugging his four remaining tentacles: My tentacles! (╥╯﹏╰╥)
The unlucky Jiang Chu sat on a twisted, eerie tree, utterly heartbroken.
As if things weren't bad enough, he became even more upset when he sensed his soulmate approaching.
Jiang Chu slowly raised his head. A gun was pressed to his forehead. The person holding it wore a black skintight combat suit, with a pair of black leopard ears atop his head and a fluffy tail swaying gently behind him.
Ji Guzhou wore a cold, handsome expression, and a dangerous glint flashed in his long, catlike eyes.
"Pollution creature... or mutant?"
"..."
Mom, I'm in love!!
Soulmates are the best!!!
Ji Guzhou, humanity's beacon, chief executive, and strongest mutant, had devoted his life to the human base and had never once thought about dating.
No matter how he looked at it, he couldn't understand how a simple mission, in which he rescued an ordinary octopus mutant, had ended with the octopus clinging to him.
Sitting in Jiang Chu's arms and wrapped in countless bizarre tentacles, Ji Guzhou couldn't make sense of it.
Theme: Save the world, starting with yourself.
Is Cheng Jue the previous Ye Jiangxue? He doesn't like that the protagonist likes Lin Xie, so the book clearly states that Lin Xie's marriage to the protagonist is actually controlled by the system. Cheng Jue resists the system and restarts the timeline and is driven to pieces. The protagonists in the original book are Lin Xie and Qi Ying? Qi Ying is reborn. Does he like Cheng Jue or does he treat him as a brother and feel sorry for him?
The writing is great. I recommended it after reading it on xhs [Spread Flowers]
This cover is not an appointment. The artist feels that the painting is not good enough and needs to be redrawn. Give me this support scene [sunglasses] first. The new cover will be coming soon. Come on, Mooncake!!
Looks great, cheers up.
""Your Hahaha Yi Jing" gave the author a big bug~ Already
What kind of women's clothing boss is not 1?
"If you don't know it, you will be slow" is a big bug for the author~ not found
Oh my god, should I read jue or jiao?
"I thought you, you" gave the author a big bug ~
There are so many facial expressions in the copywriting, it takes me back to the old days when I read the article a few years ago. I miss it so much 🥺