As the Cat King of Daicheng Mountain, I must find a human caretaker, for my fellow cats and me, so we don't starve to death. Ahem, I mean, a boss!
Today, I, the Cat King, have come down the mountain to work!
Bai Lixi: Dr. Ji is great. She's tall, young, and single.
A certain big orange cat: ...
Bai Lixi: You don't understand. She's loaded (and really strong), super loaded (so I feel safe).
The big orange cat: Sure, sure. You're right about everything.
"Dr. Ji, isn't your little employee (girlfriend) bringing you lunch today?"
Dr. Ji was always a loner, so her colleague asked casually. To their surprise, Dr. Ji actually smiled for once and answered, "I'll go home and cook today."
A certain girlfriend (little employee) lay on the bed, calling out to the heavens and earth in vain. In her heart, she screamed: I, the Cat King, swear I'll never play with her shirt collar again!!!
Short story, sweet romance, happy ending.
Written on 2024.9.29, revised on 2025.8.30
Theme: Cats are adorable
