[Updates may be slow. This is my last infinite-flow novel. It will not be abandoned, and I will take my time to finish it.]
He Baodan was approached by an infinite-flow world. It offered her a seed on a slip of paper, promising that any wish written on it would come true.
So He Baodan wrote: I want to be your dad.
The big boss, seeing her wish: "?"
*
To become the infinite-flow world's dad (no)... To raise the wish seed, He Baodan was forced to enter the infinite-flow world.
By chance, she drew a character card. The System said that completing the character missions in each instance would earn her extra drops, with plenty of rewards.
That didn't sound too bad.
But He Baodan looked at the character card in her hand and said, "..."
What the heck is this old-school domineering CEO persona? This is an infinite-flow world!
[Mission 1: Say, "Woman, you have successfully caught my attention," to the female ghost trying to break in outside.]
He Baodan: "?"
Female ghost: "??" She was chased and hacked at.
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[Mission 2: Drive away the evil ghost fighting the female ghost to take your life, lock up the female ghost, then narrow your red eyes, put your hands on your hips, and say, "Woman, don't go. My life is yours."]
He Baodan: "..." How about you do it instead?
Female ghost: "..."
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[Mission 3: Whisper flirtatiously in the ear of the evil ghost writhing and crawling across the bed, "Man, you're playing with fire."]
He Baodan leaned toward the bed and deliberately lowered her voice into a husky, gravelly rumble, like a domineering CEO struggling to cough up phlegm, and delivered the CEO line.
The evil ghost lifted a fire extinguisher bigger than a club with one hand. "..."
*
There are all sorts of character roles, but He Baodan thinks the hardest is playing a lovesick doormat, because she ran into someone with a serious romantic obsession.
He Baodan showed up at the haunted dorm with a rose in her mouth.
"Baby, after I hauled cement all day, you told me to get lost because my clothes were dirty. I knew you cared about me. You even worried about whether my clothes were dirty."
"Baby, you're so sweet. I like you even more now."
He Baodan made a heartfelt finger heart, the club she had hidden behind her back still unused.
The young ghost's eyes gleamed. "You're so crazy. I love it!"
He Baodan: "...?"
*Everyone else is full of energy every day. I have a mental breakdown every day.*
"What a coincidence. You've got a mental illness too?"
"Note"
#Some jokes are borrowed from the internet, others are my own.#
#Unconventional high-pressure infinite flow + lighthearted silliness + jokes + unexpected thought processes#
Theme: Do whatever you want. The most important thing in life is to be happy.
Come on, take care of your body
Something is wrong, 10% to 20% something is wrong
[Angry] I'm so angry [Angry] I also hate that Wei Shi, I feel like he's weird [Angry]
Hahaha, I guessed it right, it's really interesting 🤩
Not enough, Modo Modo