[The complete 30,000-character outline is ready. This will be my next novel! A love story like a home invasion, Tabby, are you scared? A Fourth Disaster romance, sweet love story + satisfying kingdom-building. Please add it to your collection!]
[Very long novel ahead!] [You can follow even if you haven't read the original]
What's it like to own a town as a cat?
Players can tell you with confidence: it's way more fun than raising the dog on the neighboring territory!
Especially when there's a cat that's yours alone, who always turns away with a haughty little twist, yet secretly curls its tail around your fingertips. Who wouldn't find that absolutely thrilling?!
Big spender, hardcore grinder, cat-lover to the death, Player: This is the best! It's just money, take it! I want special cuddles from Tabby, too!
System: Dear player, spend 30 million in one go and you'll get special service~ Are you sure you don't want the full-immersion experience?
Player: Oh, oh, oh! Charge it! I'll use my big brother's card! One isn't enough, I'll use two. I've got so many big brothers, hee hee!
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A clingy cat showed up at the Uchiha compound.
First, it forcibly took over the clan head's residence, leaving the newly appointed clan head Madara out in the cold all night. Then it simply grabbed the clan head and took him into its own house, ignoring everyone who knocked on the door.
The Uchiha clan: We absolutely refuse to be led by a stupid cat!
Later, there were endless fields of crops, a fully automated textile mill, and a new school offering high-tech classes...
There was no war and no bloodshed here, only laughter and joy, and a whole new era transformed by change.
The Uchiha clan: What? The Senju next door want to steal our Cat Sage?! Sorry, our clan head already married into her family. You're too late!
Player: "That's right! I'm Madara's cat!" (nods)
Clan Head Madara: "Ahem, A-He, behind you."
Player turns around. Player crouches down, holding her head. Player bursts into tears:
"I'm sorry, Zhi! I really am sorry I spent your 30 million!"
A bullet whizzes past the Player's cat ears. A voice, gritting its teeth like a death sentence, says:
"You little brat, you've been having quite a time, haven't you?!"
Uh...
Player looks away. Player feels guilty. Player declares that she'll do it again next time!
Come on, it's just a few cards: one, two, three, four, five, swiped from her teacher, big brother, and sworn brothers number one, two, and three. No big deal, no big dea...
"I was wrong, you sadistic demon of a teacher! I promise I won't giggle again!"
Just kidding. Next time I'll set up your cat avatar to sell clams :)
[Reading Guide]
1. The story will begin once I've written 100,000 characters in advance. It's mainly a Naruto romance, a sweet love story + satisfying kingdom-building. Marry a rich, beautiful cat and reach the pinnacle of life; build a harmonious ninja world, starting with a sunny little town.
2. Written entirely in third person. The heroine loves stirring up trouble and thinks in ways that defy convention. In the Player's eyes, everyone is a cat; in the Naruto characters' eyes, the Player is a cat (they each think the other is a cat). This mistaken way of thinking will be corrected later.
3. Any out-of-character behavior is on me; the fun is for everyone.
4. The only couple in this story is Clan Head Madara × Player. Everyone else is single, and all relationships are platonic. No shipping wars, please. Let's all do our part!
[Screenshot from 2024.9.13]
Theme: Let the sunshine shine on all, and may happiness last forever!