Bro, Your Head Fell Off

[A hypocritical, jealous sourpuss vs. a sweet, adorable airhead]

When Wen Zhai woke up, there was someone beside him claiming to be carrying his child. Before he could even ask where this person had come from, the other spoke first: "My name is Jiang Tingyu. I'm going to live here from now on."

"What gives you the right?"

"The one in my belly."

Wen Zhai suspected there was something wrong with his head, but Jiang Tingyu grabbed his hand and placed it on his slightly swollen belly. "Feel it. Our child."

A few days later, hoping to make Jiang Tingyu face reality, Wen Zhai took him to the hospital. The doctor clearly told them there was no other life inside him, but Jiang Tingyu only smiled. "That's because mortal instruments don't work on ghosts."

The next second, Jiang Tingyu's head fell off and rolled to Wen Zhai's feet.

The air in the examination room seemed to freeze.

Jiang Tingyu: "Sorry, this part comes loose a lot QAQ"

Wen Zhai: "..."

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Jiang Tingyu had originally been the waters of the Yellow Springs in the Netherworld. He had no great ambitions, but as soon as he took human form and was born, he was brought into the Nether Palace to be trained.

Life was fairly easy, except the food was awful.

By tradition, one had to undergo a trial before becoming a Netherworld deity. But his luck was terrible: he drew the trial of love, which had an extremely low graduation rate. Before he could find his destined lover, an accident severed his head and shattered his soul into four pieces.

He slept for a long time in the realm of reincarnation. When he awoke again, a thousand years later, he saw a face exactly like that of the culprit.

Bound by the laws of cause and effect, he could only repair his soul, shattered like glass, by borrowing the other man's yang energy.

So when the person beneath him suddenly woke without warning, Jiang Tingyu had no time to think. He quickly tucked his waist-length hair behind his ears. "My soul is about to give out. Give me some yang energy first."

A soft sensation touched his lips, and Wen Zhai froze completely.

Reader's Guide:

1. The overall tone is light and everyday. The leads have no deep-seated hatred for each other, and their misunderstandings will be cleared up. Please don't overanalyze the blurb.

2. The bottom is not strong. He's slow on the uptake and has an unusual train of thought. Don't read if that's not your thing.

3. There is one secondary couple, with few appearances.

4. No pregnancy plot. One-on-one, both are virgins, happy ending.

5. Reasonable criticism is welcome, but if you insult me, I might be so pathetic that I'll sneak off and cry.

Theme: Learn self-discipline and stop leaving things lying around