Live Fortune Telling: If You Draw a Lucky Bag, You Will Be Unlucky

The immortal soul inexplicably left his body while in seclusion, and his soul possessed a fourth-tier starlet. The little star was surrounded by scandals, debts piled up, and his family ran away with their money. Under multiple pressures, he decided to kill himself. But the possessed immortal can't sing, dance, or act. Apart from telling fortunes, catching ghosts, drawing talismans, and reading faces, he has no other talents. The mortal body needs to eat, drink and rest. In order to make money, Xian Zun resolutely started online live broadcast. … Netizens recently discovered that Gu Yanyi, who was deeply involved in a homosexual scandal and was hidden in the industry, suddenly started a live broadcast. It's just that live broadcasting is neither about selling goods, nor about selling ugliness, nor about selling misery. But fortune telling. Netizen: The career step is too big, it almost broke my balls. Short name: Bullshit. Netizens went online one after another to watch the fun, only to see Gu Yan earnestly explaining to a couple of people online: "I know you are scared, but don't be scared first. Your sister-in-law told me that she is a little cold now and I hope you will take her out of the freezer quickly." Netizen:? "Is there an old man scolding you in your dream? There's nothing wrong with him. You want to throw away his money. Who else is scolding you?" Netizen:? ? "A female ghost is haunting you? You stole someone else's dowry, and she just wants to have a ghost marriage with you. Since you have a wife and a wife, she doesn't want to be a concubine herself, so she can only force you to become a wife." Netizen:? ? ? No, wait, is this how Taoist priests drive away ghosts? Netizens have little knowledge, so don't lie to netizens. Gu Yanyi: I have long been engaged in the business of catching ghosts and telling fortunes, selecting acupoints and relocating tombs, Yin and Yang Feng Shui, and arranging formations to draw talismans. I have excellent skills and can eliminate ghosts. We guarantee after-sales service for both living and dead ghosts. The business goes directly to the underworld. Now it is time for the opening of the business, and the price is 10% off. Welcome to patronize me. ————V notification————The novel will be added to V on Thursday, October 24, 2024, and the starting V chapter will be chapter 71. Thank you again for your support———— ——————————The following is the copy of the next book—————————— "Invincible Passerby" Lu Renjia died suddenly due to overtime work and was accidentally bound to the Passerby A system. System: Hello host, I am Passerby System No. 00001. Because your overtime work day and night inspired God, the Lord has specially made you the first person to bind the newly developed system. I hope that after you come to our novel world, you will continue to shine and contribute to the spiritual world of readers. Lu Renjia: Speaking in human terms System: Economic recession, demotion and salary reduction, pressure to survive, part-timers resigning, lack of manpower, I am looking for your help as a passerby. Lu Renjia declined. He had already been rolled to death and did not want to die. Lu Renjia: I have no wilderness survival skills. System: It's okay, dear, we have a billions of knowledge base of wild survival skills, covering all survival skills in ancient, modern, apocalyptic, cultivation, interstellar and other backgrounds, ensuring that you can farm with peace of mind and boldly build infrastructure even in a black hole. Lu Renjia: I can't play the role of a thousand netizens by myself. System: It doesn't matter, dear, we have Octopus Mod, Centipede Mod, Millipede Mod, and the most advanced Thousand-Hand Avalokitesvara Mod, which is guaranteed to allow you to type the momentum of a thousand people with your keyboard alone. Lu Renjia: I am timid and afraid of ghosts. System: It doesn't matter, dear, we have a super insensitive power BUFF. As long as you install it, even if the earth explodes in front of you, you can still go to the toilet for the last time without changing your mind. Lu Renjia: Anyway, I'm a beast and I'm done. System: (*^▽^*) Okay, since we are so eager to force him to work, then he will use these skills to destroy the crazy father-in-law and become the biggest villain in all novel worlds. Intention: There are gods three feet above the head, good and evil will be rewarded in the end