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The leader of the Wuyi Sect, Yan Xizhou, lived a comfortable life. Suddenly one day, he was surrounded and suppressed by the righteous people led by the martial arts leader and forced to climb a cliff. Before he could figure out how to escape, he was shaken by an earthquake and fell off a cliff into a river, accidentally arriving in modern times.
In modern times, Yan Xizhou needs money but no money, no one to meet, insufficient education, and no background. He wants to start a business, but he also encounters knife control.
Yan Xizhou: God wants to destroy me.
In order to fill his stomach, Yan Xizhou angrily... Rode a second-hand donkey, put on a pink uniform, and joined the ranks of the delivery boys.
It's just that this takeaway guy's business scope is a bit wide. Punching gangsters and kicking thieves, from time to time adding some performance to the police station. Unexpectedly, while doing this side job, he actually wiped out the Black Society and converted the little gangsters into good deeds...
Policeman (rolling his eyelids): How many have you arrested today?
Yan Xizhou: Damn it, you actually said that I am beautiful! You want to tease me!
The police officer took one look at his handsome appearance, handcuffed the three people on the ground, and said perfunctorily: "You are not beautiful. You are the most masculine man I have ever seen. Zhong Kui is not as powerful as you."
Someday.
Yan Xizhou rode a broken donkey and wore a pink uniform, passing by the construction site.
The elder of the Kongtong sect who was moving bricks threw down the bricks, drew out the soft sword from his waist, and ran after the little donkey.
"Devil! Take your life!"
Everyone saw people chasing the car for most of the city. In the end, they were both sneaked into the police station to criticize and educate them.
"I'm telling you, you are calling this a nuisance to public safety!"
Elder Kongtong (pointing to Yan Xizhou): "He is from Heise Hui! Police comrades arrest him quickly!"
The police officer shook his head: "No, he is an outstanding young man in S City."
Small theater:
One day, Yan Xizhou met an old acquaintance while passing by the CBD building.
He kicked the donkey away and rushed up.
"Old thief, give me back my life!"
The group president who was pinned down by him said: "I will pay you back with my whole being."
"Tell me! Why are you surrounding me for no reason!"
"Actually, I wanted to propose marriage to you that day... (Shy) She's not old either, she's of marriageable age."
The elite onlookers were stunned.
The leader of the demon sect is attacked by the gentle and gentle leader of the black martial arts alliance
Everyone travels through time
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"The Male Protagonist is a Crazy Queen"
A car accident caused Su Ye to accidentally bind to a system.
The name of the system is: Collapse World Rescue System.
System: "If you want to survive again, you must complete the mission and bring back the obsessed male protagonist."
So he was thrown into a book.
As soon as I entered the book, I saw a shocking scene that I will never forget. Looking at Ji Yuebai, who was covered in blood and smiling evilly at him while standing in the sea of blood, Su Ye almost suffocated.
Su Ye: "This mission is too dangerous. He seems to be killing people. Can we change the mission?"
System: Reject the request. The host keeps up the good work.
Ji Yuebai's eyes flashed, she looked at Su Ye for three seconds, then curled her lips and stretched out her hand towards him: "Come here, I won't kill you." She hugged Su Ye from the air.
Su Ye closed his eyes in despair: God is going to kill me!
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When she woke up, Ji Yuebai thought she was crazy. Everyone in front of him changed and turned into a weird paper-shaped person. He poked a hole in the person and fell as lightly as paper.
They would cry and scream, curse and curse, and call him "crazy and evil." Seeing a group of paper-like people shouting and scolding at him, Ji Yuebai thought to himself: He might as well kill them all.
He waved his hand casually, and the paper figures fell to the ground, allowing him to see Su Ye hidden among them. Su Ye had a face full of horror, Su Ye in flesh and blood.
Ji Yuebai smiled slightly and took the man back home.
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Ji Yuebai brought back a boy from the battlefield. This kid quickly rose to become a popular figure in front of Ji Yuebai. In front of him, Ji Yuebai would never go west when told to go east, never drink soup when told to eat, and was famous for following his advice. With Su Ye by his side, Ji Yuebai's madness seemed to have subsided a lot. Everyone regarded him as a savior saint who sacrificed himself for others.
Su Ye: The world has seen his bright side, but who knows the pain in his heart.
Ji Yuebai loved to touch him when she had nothing to do. He even pinched his hands and touched his head gently, and even hugged him to sleep at night!
Euphemistically called: Feel the warmth of human beings.
Su Ye: Hahaha, I really thought he didn't know, this devil just treated him as a toy.
Under the shadow of the devil, Su Ye kept asking for help from the system, but received very few replies.
Until one day...
Ji Yuebai: "That thing in your head that keeps talking seems to have been quiet for a long time?"
Su Ye's whole body burst into tears: His feelings have been running away?
System: Dead, burn the paper, don't think about it.
The big devil crazily criticizes beauties and attacks X. Sunny, cheerful and optimistic
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