Can a Defective Test Subject Fall in Love with a Perfect Calamity?

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[News of a leak from the secret research facility "Eternal Night": Relevant personnel have been dealt with. Test subjects "0-999" have been confirmed destroyed, and all records permanently sealed.]

Not hurting the filthy boy meant you were a good person.

Picking up the homeless boy meant you were a good person.

Taking care of the disabled boy meant you were a good person.

Before seeing the sun everyone spoke of, Aisitheya found his own sun.

So he grabbed him at once.

Please, where else could you find a sun god this dazzling and perfect? Of course he had to hold on tight!!!

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When Chuuya's boss, Mori, recruited him, Chuuya made one final demand: he would only join the organization if he could bring Aisitheya, who was both deaf and blind.

Mori had assumed this was just a deadweight tagalong brought by his promising subordinate. But while this seemingly useless tagalong was away on a trip, Mori somehow wound up with another organization to manage.

Along with a few reliable and unreliable subordinates, as well as undercover agents from every side, one, two, three, four...

Mori: Interesting.

Much later, he also discovered that the tagalong was a child secretly adopted by another subordinate.

And his promising subordinate was that subordinate's younger brother.

Mori, realizing he'd been played by a whole family: ? Excuse me?

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The Port Mafia's ability user "Scales" is a strange fellow who likes to randomly invite people to bask in the sun.

When you meet him, you'd better hope that the mistakes you've made aren't enough to get you transferred straight to hell...

Hm? You ask how to tell if you've run into "Scales"?

When he asks you if you'd like to bask in the sun~

Aisitheya (chanting): All people are guilty, all people...

A certain rice ball reaches out: A kindred spirit?

Aisitheya (crossing his arms in an X): No way, no way!

Then Aisitheya again: You're actually pretty nice. Let's be friends.

Aisitheya after getting tricked: ...

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The odds of being a spy before the age of sixteen are low, but never zero.

Going undercover from Yokohama to Tokyo and then going undercover in Yokohama again means you were never undercover at all. Perfect!

Aisitheya, working two jobs at such a young age, tried hard to earn money. Then he thought about how it might be better to spend Chuuya's money. (Just kidding, you still have to rely on yourself! (shouts!)

But the organization credit card can be swiped, swiped, swiped...

How many steps does it take to win over the god you love?

Show him how miserable you are, cling to him, form a bond... this and that, and then succeed spectacularly.

My fierce yet gentle calamity god, please keep looking at me forever. (Puppy eyes, waving hands)

Original protagonist.

Note: The protagonist isn't actually both deaf and blind. Those are aftereffects of the experiments.

Mostly Bungou Stray Dogs, with Detective Conan and a tiny, tiny bit of other series mixed in. OOC warning, lots of headcanon, canon nitpickers kindly stay away.

This should be a simple medium-length story, since my brain can't write complicated schemes, haha...

The nth official version of a blurb written by someone who's terrible at blurbs... Let me study more before I revise it again. (Collapses.jpg)

Theme: Break through confusion and see your true self