After an Unemployed Succubus Crashes into a Dorm Full of Straight Guys

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Wen Zhi was originally a succubus, but made a mistake and got fired less than two months into his internship.

When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into a dark, melodramatic novel, becoming a short-lived cannon fodder character destined not to survive three chapters.

Luckily, a Salvation System dropped from the sky and bound itself to him: fill the protagonist group's happiness meter, and he could return to the demon realm and lie flat.

Wen Zhi patted his chest, brimming with confidence. "Piece of cake."

He was a bona fide succubus, after all. How hard could it be to seduce a few fictional characters?

But the moment he saw what his roommates were really like, his confidence wilted.

Every last one of them was gloomy and violent, mercurial, and vindictive.

Worst of all, every one of these guys was straight as an arrow.

The succubus's grand seduction scheme had crashed and burned from the start.

Plan A: Act cute, pout, and wear them down.

He gave Roommate A a pitiful, fluttering look, then deliberately leaned close, acting sweet and helpless.

The other man didn't even raise his eyelids. His tone was flat and distant. "If you're itchy, go take a shower. Don't cling to me."

Plan B: Get touchy and create an intimate atmosphere.

He boldly grabbed Roommate B's tie and leaned in on purpose to set the mood.

The other man's expression was cold as ice. He calmly pulled Wen Zhi's hand away. "That tie is expensive. You can't afford to replace it if you ruin it."

Plan C: Dress up and tempt him where it counts.

After gritting his teeth, he changed into a maid-and-cat outfit, plucked up his courage, and tried to earn favor by rubbing up against the edge of Roommate C's bed.

Before he could get close, someone grabbed him. The look in his eyes was strange and grave. "You have a thing for cross-dressing?"

All three seduction plans had failed completely, and the succubus's pride was utterly shattered.

Wen Zhi finally accepted reality. He gave up and lay flat, behaving himself as an ordinary, well-behaved roommate and earning a few points through everyday interactions.

--

But as time passed, one bizarre thing after another began to happen.

His underwear mysteriously disappeared. He woke up sore and weak every morning. The water in his cup kept vanishing without a trace.

The hunger carved into a succubus's bones surged through him day and night. When he could no longer endure it, the corners of Wen Zhi's eyes turned red, and his pupils uncontrollably became pink hearts.

Unable to hold out any longer, he dug out the clothes he'd hidden away and planned to sneak out of the dorm to find something to eat.

The next second, the dorm door burst open.

His usually cold and distant roommates strolled in, completely shedding their masks of indifference and cornering him against the bed.

Their eyes held undisguised menace and burning desire as they closed in on him.

"You've got quite some nerve, wagging your tail at outsiders."

"Wouldn't you rather stay by our side and behave?"

"Still thinking of running? We could break your arms and legs and keep you safely by our side."

Wen Zhi trembled all over and backed away in terror. Even his plea came out tearfully. "Um, can't we just talk this out?"

Only when warm fingertips brushed his reddened eyes and possessive breaths enveloped him from every side did it finally dawn on him:

He might have gone too far and dug his own grave, the kind where several people would have their way with him until he couldn't escape.

--

After finally maxing out the whole group's happiness meters, Wen Zhi eagerly waited to unlock his ticket home.

Instead, the men cornered him against the wall, leaving him nowhere to run.

"You go weak the moment you're hungry. Where do you think you're going?"

"Baby, no one but us can satisfy you, right?"

"Want to leave? Too late."

The men argued among themselves, and none of them would give an inch.

Wen Zhi was dumbfounded. Their happiness meters were full, so why were they fighting over him?

[Warning! The protagonist group's happiness has plummeted by 99%. The world is on the brink of collapse! Host, resolve the conflict immediately!]

Wen Zhi cursed the damn unreliable System in his heart. Even if these obsessive lunatics kept him by their side, they still refused to behave.

He shut his eyes and took a deep breath. Then, giving up on everything, he surrendered:

"Stop arguing... All of you, together."

A fired, food-loving succubus x a group of crazy, wolfish, straight-man foodies

[Reading Tips:]

* A story about a group of "little bitter melons" meeting a beautiful succubus and being saved.

* Lots of forced-love and confinement scenes. Pretty babies deserve to be loved fiercely.

* Unless something changes, the alternate route will be 1v1. The main story should end with an open-ended, happy group ending (a family portrait), with multiple male leads. The number of love interests may change before the story begins.

* Fake passerby cannon fodder, real succubus adored by everyone.

2026/5/8 (Seventh revision)

Theme: Live passionately and sway with enthusiasm in the time within reach