You Go In, and You Go In Too

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As the worst-performing employee in the Small World Security System, Zuo Qingxian lives by the principle, "Go ahead and fire me if you can," and holds on to his position as the worst employee.

Zuo Qingxian doesn't think there's anything wrong with him. He was a lawyer in his previous life and is now an excellent young man working in small-world security. Naturally, he should contribute to maintaining public order.

After sending the male leads of N worlds to jail,

System 250 burst into tears. "These are old-fashioned novels from twenty years ago! That's just how they were back then. You're so hung up on the rules!"

Zuo Qingxian raised an eyebrow. "Being old-fashioned isn't an excuse for breaking the law. Your values are all wrong. I'd suggest sending you back for repairs or scrapping you."

System 250: !!!

"Nobody gets a free pass! You go in, you go in too, all of you are going to jail!"

Before sending him into yet another small world, System 250 practically got down on its knees.

System 250: "Please, for the love of everything, stop sending the male leads in these worlds to jail! The whole System community is laughing at me. Just play the devoted second male lead. Once they get their happy ending, our mission will be over."

Zuo Qingxian gave him a serious look. "Then send me to a world where the male lead isn't a criminal!"

System 250: "..."

The transfer succeeded. When Zuo Qingxian saw the male lead of the new world, You Chunnian, he gave him a wary, scrutinizing look.

At that moment, the older sister in this world, who was also the female lead, came up to him and said, "Bro, you hate him too, right? I saw you roll your eyes at him. He wears prayer beads every day, pretending to be some Buddhist prince of the Beijing elite. Damn it, I hate people who put on airs."

Zuo Qingxian nodded. Based on his years of experience sending people to jail, people who acted like this usually got at least three years.

His sister: "Great, you hate him too! I'll leave it to you to put a stop to this marriage!"

Zuo Qingxian: "Leave it to me."

Three months later, the two families changed the marriage arrangement. The sister was replaced by her younger brother.

His sister: "You're my real brother, Bro! Sacrificing yourself for your sister! From now on, whenever I eat strawberries, I'll save you the strawberry bottoms! You'll always be my number-one servant!"

Zuo Qingxian: "Don't worry, leave it to me!"

Half a year later, the two families held the wedding.

His sister: "Bro, if you don't run now, it'll be too late!"

Zuo Qingxian: "Sis, I have my own pace. Don't worry, I'm almost ready (collecting evidence)."

A year later,

His sister: "Mr. Slow and Steady, you still haven't run? At this rate, I'm afraid you'll be able to have a baby."

Holding his aching back and weeping bitterly, Zuo Qingxian took the initiative and asked You Chunnian, "When are you planning to break the law? Give me a definite answer."

You Chunnian: "Don't even think about it. I won't give you a chance to marry someone else."

Cover art authorized by: Jin Feng Xi Yu, Ye Gu

Theme: Strive to be a law-abiding young person