Didn't You Say Envoys Wouldn't Be Killed?

Qiao Luo transmigrated into the role of an envoy serving Qi Jingchuan, the God of War.

At first, he was pretty happy about it. An envoy just took some supplies to visit another tribe, then they sent you back with all due courtesy. After all, as the old saying went, "Envoys are never executed."

But on the first day, when they lined up, he was dumbfounded. Envoy Number One was built like a bear. Number Two could wrestle a fierce dragon. Number Three could uproot a willow tree with one hand.

And him... dressed in red and so frail the wind might knock him over.

Number One: Taking the tribal chief's head will be no problem. Number Two: I can kill thousands of enemies on my own, no reinforcements needed. Number Three: Give me three cups of tea, General, and I'll take this place for you.

Him: Help me, help me! General, help me!

The general: "..."

No one told him diplomats were military officers!

From atop his horse, Qi Jingchuan teased, "It's rare to find someone as useless as you, Qiao Luo. And you still dare to be a spy?"

That's right. He was also a spy specially sent to the front lines by that old emperor to keep an eye on things.

He had every possible buff stacked against him. The sooner he died, the sooner he'd be reborn.

Later, Qiao Luo took his men to conduct diplomacy with a tribe again (that is, provoke them). Qi Jingchuan had just returned from the front lines. "Where's Qiao Luo?"

His subordinate replied, "He's gone to negotiate Feng Rong's surrender."

Qi Jingchuan rushed out at once. Feng Rong was infamous for being a sadist, and his favorite thing was eating human flesh raw.

By the time he arrived, there was no sign of Qiao Luo. As he ordered everyone to search, Qiao Luo emerged from a pit, covered in dirt and cursing. "Damn it! Waaaah! I thought envoys weren't supposed to be executed?!"

Qi Jingchuan, both furious and frantic, pulled him into his arms.

Qi Luo was startled. G-General, does the general's wife not have to go on missions?

Synopsis screenshotted on 2024.8.29. Any plagiarism will be pursued.

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