After Cross-Dressing to Marry in Place of a Mad Eunuch

Cool, fragile beauty bottom x super-loyal, psycho fake-eunuch top (The whole novel costs just a few yuan. Please support the official version.) The Chu family was illustrious, a powerful family for generations. The Chu twins were famous throughout the capital, both possessing beauty enough to topple empires. The elder brother, Chu Fengqing, was especially cool and pure as jade, and had made a name for himself at a young age. But then, after a sudden fall from power and a frame-up by villains, Chu Fengqing put on women's clothes and took his sister's place in marriage. His bridegroom was the West Depot's Commander, a eunuch. The West Depot's Commander, Ji Yujin, was a madman, ill-tempered and ruled by his whims. Everyone said he loved tormenting beauties, and that no beauty ever lasted more than three days with him. They all tried to guess how many days this beauty would survive... But as they kept counting, they saw the haughty Commander in a flamboyant red robe, holding the beauty by the ankle and letting the cool, beautiful one stand on his shoulder. Ji Yujin: "You're barefoot again. The ground is cold. If you catch a chill again, what am I supposed to do?" Chu Fengqing furrowed his brow, but in the end didn't pull free of his grasp. He turned his head slightly, and a faint blush crept onto his earlobe without a sound. On their wedding night, the notorious West Depot Commander pinched Chu Fengqing's chin. "Let me have a look at that peerless beauty. What do you look like?" "You really are a beauty. It's quite a bargain for a rootless man like me. Come on, give me a kiss." Chu Fengqing turned his head away, holding back his anger, unable to bear the humiliation. "How dare you!" Ji Yujin laughed loudly. "How dare I? See that carved bed behind us? If I weren't so helpless, beautiful one, who knows how many times I'd have made you cry by now." When Ji Yujin opened his eyes after being gravely wounded, he vaguely saw someone bathing in his room. He was just about to ask who was being so bold, then took another look. Oh, it's my wife. But before he could speak, something incredible suddenly appeared in his line of sight. "...?!" Chu Fengqing hadn't finished getting dressed. When he looked up, he met Ji Yujin's wide-eyed stare, and froze. Only one thought crossed his mind: I'm done for. One morning, Chu Fengqing sat on the bed for a long time, clutching his lower back. His voice was hoarse and strained. "A eunuch?!" Ji Yujin pecked him on the lips and smiled. "Isn't that a happy coincidence? You're not a woman, and I'm not a eunuch. We were made for each other." "Give your hubby a kiss!" Chu Fengqing: "...Get lost." Reader's Guide: 1. The top is a fake eunuch. Fake, fake, fake. (This is important, so I'll say it three times. If that's a dealbreaker, feel free to click away.) 2. This is a fictional setting. 3. Sweet romance! This is a self-indulgent story, so don't nitpick! 4. The top and bottom are the only ones for each other! 5. Thanks to bs@Miao Jiang for the character designs on the cover!!! Theme: Make a wonderful life out of a terrible script.