I Am a Straight Man!!!

Zhao Qingdu was worrying about his final exams one moment, then found himself transported to ancient times the next.

The bad news: He had become a notorious tyrant from history.

The worse news: In three years, the new ruler would have him beheaded and leave his body hanging on the city wall for seven days.

The worst news: The ministers at court all seemed a little off.

A prime minister with a smoldering gaze, a jealous general, a twisted prince with a possessive streak...

And an empress who had come to his bedchamber to serve him.

Wait! Why was the empress a man?

Zhao Qingdu suddenly realized he'd transmigrated into a BL fanfic about the tyrant!

In the fanfic, the tyrant eventually became the plaything of every official at court and never left the imperial bed again.

Even worse, the fanfic's setting affected him. Whenever he came into contact with those men, his heart raced, his face flushed, and his limbs went weak.

Zhao Qingdu: Help! I'm afraid of men!

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To protect his virtue, Zhao Qingdu has no choice but to join forces with Pei Yucheng.

Pei Yucheng is a notorious, treacherous eunuch in history. Cruel by nature and ruthless in his actions, he treats human lives as worthless, and countless loyal officials have died at his hands.

In short, he's a heartless, ruthless villain!

But at this point in time, Pei Yucheng is merely a powerless, low-ranking eunuch assigned to sweep floors, someone anyone can bully.

Zhao Qingdu thinks that if he only lets Pei Yucheng advise him and never gives him any power, he won't have to worry about Pei Yucheng throwing the court into chaos.

Most importantly, Pei Yucheng is a eunuch!

He doesn't have the equipment to do anything, so there's no need to worry that he'll covet Zhao Qingdu.

Besides, Zhao Qingdu's body doesn't have any strange reactions when he's with Pei Yucheng.

He trusts Pei Yucheng completely.

After all their efforts, finally...

Zhao Qingdu no longer has to worry about his virtue.

Zhao Qingdu breaks into a radiant smile.

The next moment, Pei Yucheng pins him to the imperial bed.

A low, husky voice sounds by his ear. "Since Your Majesty doesn't like them, this servant will attend to you."

Zhao Qingdu senses something even bigger than his own and looks terrified.

Damn it!

How could he forget this was a BL story written by a fangirl?

[Ruthless eunuch seme x homophobic college student emperor uke]

Reading notes:

★ The uke only likes the seme. Their feelings for each other are mutual and emphatic.

★ The setting is extremely loose; everything serves the plot.

Theme: Set the court straight