[Western Crossover] Oi! Bat-Chicken!

Knox, the free-range chicken of Wayne Manor, the Bat Chicken of the Batcave.

Sometimes, this chicken is a precious little darling:

Cuddle with Bruce! Cuddle with Dick! Cuddle with Alfred!

He'll let you pet him, pick him up, and kiss him. Knox is the best little chicken in the world!

A certain shadowy person, making sure no one's around (in a squeaky voice): Little chicken, little chicken, who do you love most?

Knox: Mama!

Shadowy person: Amazing!

Sometimes, this chicken is a little devil:

What's this? A wire. Bite through it!

What's this? A fork. Knock it off the table!

What's this? A person's hand. Cluck! Take this flying tiger clamp!

Dick: Ow, ow, ow! Knox, let go! You've drawn blood!

Knox says nothing. He just keeps biting people, wrecking the house, swaggering around, and throwing his weight around. The Beagle of the chicken world!

Little skit:

Dick: What's this?

Bat (with a voice like he has throat cancer): Bat Chicken.

Dick: But this is obviously a parrot! A budgerigar, no less!

Bat (silent, then firm): It's a Bat Chicken.

The first and second Robins switch places.

Jason: What's this?

Dick (proudly holding up the chicken): Bat Chicken!

Jason: But that's obviously a bird!

Dick (wagging a finger): No, it's a Bat Chicken!

The third Robin takes over.

Dick (proudly holding up the chicken): This is...

Tim: I know, it's the Bat Chicken!

The fourth Robin takes the job.

Dick (proudly holding up the chicken): This is the Bat Chicken!

Stephanie: Oh, he's adorable!

The fifth Robin arrives for duty.

Dick (just pulling out the little chicken)

Damian: Conker.

Dick: What?

Damian: Conker. That's his name.

Dick: He has a name. It's Knox.

Damian: He's been renamed.

Dick (putting the chicken away): I've thought it over. I can't hand him over to you just yet.

Damian: ?

Note:

Knox never turns into a person. He's just an ordinary Bat Chicken.

Theme: A harmonious family brings prosperity