[Western Crossover] Bat/Bruce Is Real!

Blurb One:

Bat/Bruce is Gotham's OTP.

At least, they used to be.

They were so sweet and inseparable before, but at some point, their attitudes changed.

Wayne looked disgusted. "Don't mention that bat freak to me again. I hate him."

Batman said coolly, "I have nothing to do with that Wayne."

And yet...

#Love is hate, hate is love (sings)

#I get it, it's that kind of relationship~

#Whatever, even if it's blood sugar, I'll take a bite

The Batman stans were delighted, all of them dancing with joy and saying Wayne had finally learned to stand on his own two feet.

"Little Bat only needs to play games with me, HAHAHA!"

--by a certain well-known Arkham fan club leader

Bat/Bruce shippers gradually lost ground. Anyone could come along and land a couple of punches, even a passing dog could take a bite.

After holding out for five long years, the last remaining Bat/Bruce shipper decided to make one final gamble: kidnap Bruce Wayne and livestream a demand for Batman to come rescue him!

#This is how Bat/Bruce shippers provide for themselves!

Those who knew the truth shook their heads with amusement, asking one another who would get to rescue Gotham's sweetheart this time.

It definitely couldn't be Batman... Wait, what?!

How were Bat/Bruce actually in the same frame?!!!

Watching the two embrace on camera, everyone was in a daze. Could Bat/Bruce actually be real?

That day, #BatBruceIsReal! topped the trending topics!

Blurb Two:

Brucey is Bruce's second personality.

Before he was kidnapped, Brucey's memories were still back when he and Bruce had been anxiously searching for Jason.

But why had he opened his eyes to find himself face-to-face with a cold, dark figure?

Looking at the big Bat's tightly pursed lips, Brucey didn't think twice before throwing his arms around him.

Big Bat: (=_=) → (=ⅴ=)

Leaving behind a crowd of frenzied shippers shouting, "Bat/Bruce is real!" Brucey was taken back to the manor. Seeing all the people gathered around him, he was baffled again.

Why were there one, two, three, four... so many extra kids in the family?

One of them was even Bruce's biological child!

#Is this right? This can't be right. And how did we split into two people?

#It's right, it's right. You are me, and I am you, so Bat/Bruce is real!

Note:

◆ Brucey comes from Earth Three, a universe where good and evil are reversed and superheroes become supervillains. Evil is celebrated there, so he's a little different from an ordinary Wayne.

◆ The Joker will die.

◆ This is really out of character, I'm not lying.

Theme: Embrace yourself, embrace love