[Naruto] A Sixty-Year-Old Grandma Marries a Handsome Man

One of the “Three Great Ninja,” known as the “Cold Princess” and the famously frigid Orochimaru-sama, turns out to be a... love□ addict!!!

She repeatedly used “the meaning of life” to lure the Shinobi World's geniuses into her clutches. It was practically brainwashing. Thankfully, this dangerous woman finally stopped after getting her hands on a certain rabbit-eyed Uchiha second son. Hooray, hooray.

But why does this setup feel more and more familiar the longer I look at it?

One arm (not anymore), riding a bird (a ninja hawk), a life of wandering (plain as can be).

Beautiful (without question), untouched by worldly concerns (in other people's eyes), an ancient tomb (a snake den).

They’re even master and student. But Sasuke, you’d better be careful! This woman’s purity is just an act. Her true nature is that of a lovesick stalker!!!

1. Warning: transmigrated into Orochimaru (Sorry, Orochimaru). There are some author-created details, but I’ll try to keep everyone in character.

2. The main pairing is with the Uchiha family’s second son. Orochimaru has many one-sided crushes on her.

3. Genderbent Tsunade. Warning: exclusive fans may not enjoy this.

Theme: A Naruto version of “The Return of the Condor Heroes.”