[Naruto] The Entire Shinobi World Wants Me to Love Them

Bad news: As a newly born succubus, I was thrown into another world to live all alone.

Good news: I became best friends with a beautiful alien.

Unfortunately, not long after, her two very devoted sons sealed her away. To get revenge, I got caught up in a love triangle with those sons' two boys. In other words, my best friend's two grandsons and I used matching profile pictures for three people.

But our good times didn't last. For one reason or another, the two of them fought. To protect these two who could barely be called my first loves, I used up all the power I'd gained from them over the past few years. I suppose that was only right, returning what belonged to them?

When I opened my eyes again, the world had changed. Thanks to my beauty, I had become a courtesan here. As I wondered how to bring my first loves back to life, I locked eyes with a black-haired man. He smelled of Asura Chakra. I knew that if I stayed by his side, I could find the reincarnation carrying Indra's Chakra.

So I followed Hashirama Senju to the Senju Clan Compound, met Tobirama Senju, and fell into another forbidden romance. Later, I also met Madara Uchiha, the reincarnation of Indra's Chakra, and his younger brother, Uchiha Izuna.

With a little nudge from me, the Senju and Uchiha founded Konoha together. To avoid criticism, I used my abilities to get pregnant. Later, when someone schemed to get Izuna killed because of Tobirama, I once again used up my energy to bring him back to life.

When I opened my eyes for the third time, there was a child beside me. I named him Minato Namikaze. A young man named Orochimaru volunteered to be my child's father, but I told him I already had too many children. This time, I had met so many adorable kids: Nagato, Konan and Yahiko, Sasori, Kushina, and Minato's future students Kakashi, Obito and Rin, as well as Tsunade and Nawaki, who could sort of be considered my descendants. (Tsunade: Orochimaru, I heard you want to be my grandpa?!)

But the Shinobi World a few years later wasn't as peaceful as Hashirama and Madara had hoped. After saving Rin, I used my last bit of strength to bless the people I loved so deeply.

When I woke up for the last time, the world was peaceful again. I was relieved, and ready to pick up the last heroic fragments of my first loves, only to discover that my ex-husbands, who were supposed to come back to life after I revived my first loves, had already returned.

The Fourth Shinobi World War's battlefield love triangle is now loading...

Warnings: 1. Everyone's favorite: top-tier Mary Sue.

2. Judging by the blurb, quite a few couples have already been split up. The parents' generation in Boruto: Naruto Next Generations should all be broken up, including but not limited to Hashirama and Mito, Tsunade and Jiraiya, Minato and Kushina, Obito and Rin, Yahiko and Konan, and even Dan and Tsunade.

3. Attention!!! The protagonist has a messy romantic history and pregnancy plotlines, and the story includes yuri elements! Breaking up canon couples generally involves yuri, and there are serious issues with LL.

4. There are so many original details they're practically a minefield, but they all serve the plot. Naruto is Kushina's younger brother. Characters are seriously out of character (suggestions welcome).

(The story is currently in the next generation, with flashbacks to the parents' and grandparents' generations along the way.)

Theme: If your heart is going to be hurt, at least keep your body healthy!