[My Next Book: The Metaphysics Master, Taking Charge in Style. Blurb at the very bottom ↓↓↓]
[This Book's Blurb]
A cool-faced, adorable, unbothered, all-around capable heroine × a clingy, needy, tsundere puppy boy
Yun Ti, a little leopard living on the African savanna, unexpectedly transmigrates into an old-school male power fantasy novel as an NPC.
In the original story, she takes the fall for the heroine on a wilderness survival variety show, then gets written out in a hurry.
She has no desire to get involved in the drama, but the prize money is just too tempting. Yun Ti decides to tear up the original script, kick the male lead to the curb, tease (?) the heroine, wreck the villains' hideout, and claim the hundred-million-yuan prize all for herself, so she can eat meat whenever she wants!
But then she sees the arrogant, unruly rich kid cast as the "villain" in the book:
A pampered young master who can't lift a finger to save himself.
Not only does he struggle at every turn out here in the middle of nowhere, he insists on mouthing off in front of the special forces male lead.
Yun Ti sweats inwardly. No wonder this guy eventually becomes the male lead's foil. Act like a big shot, and you'll get struck by lightning!
One day, Yun Ti can't help pulling him aside. "Why are you always picking fights with him?"
The young master has just crawled out of a mud pit. His perfect hairstyle and expensive clothes are soaked in mud, and his fair face is bruised too. He's a complete mess.
Yet he turns his head away with the same old haughty air.
If someone's determined to get themselves killed, there's no stopping them. Yun Ti turns around, her face blank.
But someone grabs her wrist tight.
The young master's eyes glisten with tears. Breathing hard and fast, he says in a choked voice:
"Back when I was rich, powerful, and adored by everyone, you couldn't care less about me."
"Now you've found out I'm actually useless. How could I ever measure up to him? How could you possibly still... think I'm worth anything?"
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Yun Ti first went viral when she leaped from a pedestrian overpass three stories high and subdued a knife-wielding attacker in one move, like a leopard pouncing on its prey.
Everyone doubted it was anything more than an outrageous publicity stunt. Then they saw her again on a variety show:
On the southern slopes of a range of towering mountains, Yun Ti raced across miles of rugged terrain and snatched a package from the jaws of hungry wolves. In a mysterious tropical rainforest, she climbed a nearly forty-meter-tall tree with her bare hands and found her team a way to survive. In the boundless heart of the grasslands, she slipped through the brush as if no one were there and caught a gang of poachers in one fell swoop...
Even the elusive fluffy animals all rushed to snuggle up against her.
Viewers: Aaaah, introduce us! She's my kitty and my leopard, yes! I've been reborn!
[Bonus Scene]
Yun Ti represents Huaguo at the Olympics as a sport climber. She sweeps the gold medals in bouldering, speed climbing, and lead climbing with record-breaking performances, becoming famous around the world overnight.
During the post-event interview, a foreign reporter deliberately tries to put her on the spot: As a woman, you go out every day without makeup and don't dress up, and your skin is rough. Won't your boyfriend be attracted to someone else?
Everyone knows her new boyfriend is a young genius director who has attracted the attention of the international film industry.
Before the reporter has even finished speaking, a fanboy photographer carrying an enormous camera rushes out.
"What the hell are you barking about? I dress up nicely every day, and Ti Ti promised she wouldn't cheat on me!"
[Reader's Guide]
1. The heroine is the strongest! The heroine is the strongest! The heroine is the strongest!
2. Leopard Ti's upgrade path: humble stunt double and unknown newcomer (the original owner) → survival show champion → the entertainment industry's best martial arts choreographer → Olympic champion in three climbing events
3. A sweet, satisfying story with a big, happy ensemble cast. Ti Ti will find the most sincere and happiest family bonds, romance, and friendships in the human world!
My next book: The Metaphysics Master, Taking Charge in Style
Ming Zhao is a mystical pearl held in the hand of a statue enshrined at a Taoist temple. She cultivates herself into a spirit by absorbing the spiritual energy attached to offerings.
After the Taoist priest ascends, the temple gradually falls into decline, and Ming Zhao has no choice but to head down the mountain and make a living on her own.
Just after she boards the high-speed train, a Taoist priest beside her starts livestreaming, using Zhuyou ritual techniques to pray for people and dispel impurities.
Ming Zhao points at the metaphysics master with over ten million followers across the internet and says, "You drew that talisman wrong."
Her words make the master turn red with rage. He's about to launch into a furious tirade.
At that very moment, a passenger in the next carriage suddenly collapses, babbling incoherently as if possessed. The phone clutched in their hand is still playing the master's livestream on its own.
The master is so frightened that he drops to his knees on the spot. "Miss, please take me under your wing!"
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After that, Ming Zhao "reluctantly" inherits his livestream channel and takes the bootlicking master all over the country. She uses feng shui to improve people's luck, divines fortunes and dispels evil, and practices Qimen Dunjia...
When they meet the famous top-tier star, renowned for his spotless reputation, everyone around them sings his praises. But the first thing she says is:
"Your career is about to collapse."
The top-tier star scoffs. "I've never gambled, used drugs, evaded taxes, slept with fans, paid for sex, secretly married and had a kid, cheated, or used a surrogate. So what could possibly bring my career down?"
Three minutes later, the top-tier star rushes back, pale as a sheet, and cries, "My career just collapsed!"
When she meets a domineering CEO searching high and low for a lucky burial site, Ming Zhao blinks. "Your life is almost over. Are you looking for a grave for yourself?"
Just as the CEO is about to have her thrown out, she calmly says, "Your face is flushed, but your life pulse is weak. Think carefully. Have you recently made a 'life-for-life deal' with someone?"
The next second, the CEO, who is usually decisive and always in control, darts a furtive glance to the side.
Just last night, he'd been gripping his pretty songbird's slender waist, eyes red, saying, "Call me hubby, and I'll give you my life."
Ming Zhao nods knowingly. "You've run afoul of the peach-blossom curse, and your fortune has been compromised. In simple terms..."
"Someone's borrowed your life."
Soon, everyone from the wealthy elite, entertainment industry, criminal investigation circles, and even academia is clamoring for Ming Zhao to join their side. Merchants, high-ranking officials, bureau chiefs, and hospital directors all wear out their shoes trying to find her.
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Everyone knows Ming Zhao doesn't charge for her services. She just takes one thing from the other person's home, whatever fate sends her way, whether it's an antique worth hundreds of millions or a plush toy.
Of all the things she likes, the ones she likes best are Ji Sinan's things: rare treasures, exquisite delicacies, and more.
And he's incredibly generous, always smiling as he says, "You can take anything in this house."
Until one day, Ming Zhao realizes she's nearly emptied his entire home.
She dusts herself off and gets ready to leave.
Ji Sinan stops her, his tone helpless yet indulgent. "When will you remember to take me with you too?"
Theme: He didn't have me wrapped around his finger. I'm just the kind of person who loves going around in circles!
Why is there no more? I really want to see it.
I want to poke you so hard. I want to see it.
This is actually possible.
Ah... He even had a transformation. Has this happened in a parallel time and space?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🥺
Leopard cats are always happy! 🤩
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh from me from me to me?"
Renewal power, but this is the final chapter 😭
Finished spreading flowers ~ very warm text [touching the head]
There's something wrong with this coach, I hope Chen Lu won't fall into the trap [Hold your chin]