Xie Yi is a notorious player at X University. His WeChat contacts fill every letter from A to Z without a single gap.
Give him a few keywords and he can find exactly the right person.
He has so many samples to work with, it'd be hard not to.
But he's been through a whole forest without picking a single leaf. He flirts but never sleeps with anyone, just likes seeing people get carried away by the ambiguity.
Even so, there's a never-ending line of people eager to be one of the fish in his pond, just for the chance to exchange a few words with him now and then.
Then one day, he received a friend request: "I hear you're good at raising fish? What a coincidence, so am I. I'd like to compare notes."
Xie Yi sneered. "What a low-class pickup line."
But his fingers were honest. He accepted the request and typed furiously: "How do you want to compare notes?"
The other person sent an address: "XXX Aquaculture Farm."
Xie Yi: ?
Xie Yi spent two hours on the bus, then walked for half an hour under the blazing 30-degree sun to get there.
He looked up at the stainless steel sign above him and thought, This player is really on another level. He's successfully gotten under my skin.
Then he looked down and saw a handsome, rather goofy-looking man in a straw hat.
"The koi are over here, the spotted catfish are over there, and the sea cucumbers are in the pond farther away," Shen Xinyue said as he walked along. "They're all difficult to raise, but I've done a pretty good job."
Then he turned to Xie Yi. "Show me the fish you raise."
Xie Yi: "..."
Xie Yi turned and walked away with the more than three thousand electronic fish on his phone.
**
Later, Shen Xinyue clung to Xie Yi and wailed, "Can you stop raising other people and just raise me?"
Xie Yi raised an eyebrow. "You want to live off me?"
Shen Xinyue: "No, I want to be your fish."
Xie Yi: "..."
You idiot. If you can't confess properly, just shut your damn mouth!
Straight guy turns gay
Innocent straight seme x fiery beauty uke
Theme: Harmony and friendship.
