How Should Mr. Dazai Fall in Love?

Dazai defected along with his friends. During one midnight scare at the Detective Agency, he met his neighbor and coworker for the first time.

She was a foreigner, yet he had absolutely no memory of her. That made no sense!

(Ango: So that's why you don't remember your neighbor and followed her home? Are you a stalker or something?)

Being Dazai, he quickly realized something was wrong, but he couldn't figure it out.

Jujutsu sorcerers, youkai, the mafia... So many people know this woman, and she's the only one who doesn't know him?

How does this woman slack off at work even more than he does? Doesn't she have a Kunikida-mama to keep her in line?

Xia Meizi, the University of Tokyo's diplomat stationed in Yokohama, spends her days "lying low" at the Armed Detective Agency and "living it up"!

Who knew such a wonderful job existed? All she has to do is clock in and out, then freeload off the company's internet to watch anime, binge shows, and play games!

If they let her play games at work and be a shut-in every day, she'd even be willing to accept a salary!

That's why she can arrive first and leave last every day. On the day a new game comes out, she has no problem staying up all night at the office.

Then her coworkers caught her slacking off, and her wonderful work life was over...

One day, Xia Meizi was introducing Detective Agency Dazai to the local customs of the future city of Yokohama when they ran into a friendly Russian.

Dazai, from the original world, was on guard. Then he saw Xia Meizi, who had been smiling just moments ago, step forward and greet the Russian of her own accord.

Xia Meizi: "Commissar Tuo, hello!"

Then the Tenjin Goshui, the leader of the Rats in the House of the Dead, Fyodor, put on a stiff smile and said, "My name isn't Tuo, Ms. Mei. I've reminded you many times."

Xia Meizi quickly corrected herself: "Oh, sorry, Commissar Fei."

Detective Agency Dazai thought expressionlessly: This world has finally gone mad.

1. A world where all the tragic deaths have been averted and everyone survives, an idealistic world [I'm not joking], with no villains.

The survivors include, but are not limited to: Detective Agency Oda, the Flags, Rimbaud, Verlaine...

2. This might be very red and very specialist [?!], and have a strange flavor, but the outline is already finished.

3. There will definitely be OOC. My version of Detective Agency Dazai, my version of Bungo Stray Dogs, my version of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Theme: Through this bitter journey, we will finally reach the stars.