Liu Mengmeng, a child, discovered that her adoptive father seemed to have something wrong with his head.
For example, one day he ordered her to get into the top five in the class, otherwise she would embarrass him. The next day, he gently touched her head and said that there was no need to rush into studying, and that moral character was the most important thing compared to knowledge.
Liu Mengmeng: O. O?
But she is just a kindergartener, so she can't control that much!
Seeing Liu Mengmeng happily jumping into the school with her small schoolbag on her back, the smile on her father's face almost turned ferocious.
Nothing, because now his head is going to be so noisy.
No, no, no, he is not schizophrenic, it's just that emperors of many dynasties can borrow this body to train Liu Mengmeng's children.
Who gave her the switch that connects the world? Only through her can they obtain these modern items that are almost a dimensionality reduction blow to them.
Such as improved rice and wheat.
God knows how shocked they were when they first saw wheat that could produce six thousand kilograms per acre.
The one on duty in the body today is Li Shimin, and the one on duty yesterday was Tang Xuanzong.
Tang Xuanzong relied on Li Shimin's failure to defeat him and boldly opened the microphone: "You don't know how to teach children at all, your prince has rebelled!"
Li Shimin, who was stabbed hard by an arrow: "... Unworthy descendants! Shut up!"
But time is tight and the tasks are heavy. He has to go to the Academy of Agricultural Sciences to do odd jobs to see if he can learn some new agricultural knowledge.
Li Shimin looked at his bank card balance sadly.
No, if I continue to be absent from work like this, I will have no money.
"Otherwise, Lao Zhao, let your eldest grandson Song Huizong Zhao Ji spend a day painting two pictures and selling them. I was checking my phone on the subway this morning and saw that one of your children's paintings was sold for 380 million."
Zhao Ji was not angry, and replied honestly: "If the painting is not old enough, it will be considered fake."
Li Shimin came up with another idea: "Shi Huang, why don't you come over and send a text message to the people around you to raise some funds? I think this is very popular now. I am Qin Shihuang. Give me money and I will let you inherit the army or something."
Ying Zheng: "..."
He counterattacked: "Don't you have any burial objects? Just go and get two."
Li Shimin was also helpless. It is not illegal to borrow two funerary objects from his tomb, but in modern times: "The guards are tight, it is really illegal!"
As Mengmeng's favorite father, Li Shimin believed that he could not go to jail, otherwise Mengmeng would be so sad.
Liu Che said that when it is his turn tomorrow, he will definitely take back the title of Mengmeng's favorite daddy!
Concept: Relatives are the anchor