A Straight Man Lands in a Harem Showdown

The first time Zhou Boyun saw Fu Shiyu, he knew the world had gone mad. When he heard that his older brother was cutting ties with the family, he flew home overnight from across the ocean. A man he'd never seen before was standing beside his brother, tall and muscular, like a newly hired bodyguard. His brother said he wanted to be with this man, and wouldn't mind giving him all his shares. Zhou Boyun: Bro, he's a man! He's got an eight-pack and he's even bigger than you! His brother: I know. But isn't he adorable? Later, Zhou Boyun realized it wasn't just his brother. All the men in the family had gone crazy. Whenever Fu Shiyu was around, their father, who never smiled, would grin, and his playboy older brother stopped fooling around. Even his third brother, who'd fallen out with the family, started coming home for dinner every day. Zhou Boyun didn't get it. That guy was clearly a tough, testosterone-fueled man. Why did every man around him keep orbiting him? Fu Shiyu is an ordinary straight guy with an ordinary face and unusually bad luck, a sports major. One day, he is suddenly pulled into a strange world. To return to reality, he has to complete a mission: help 1,000 protagonist-bottoms escape being abused by scumbag tops and find a new life of their own. At the same time, he gets bound to a strange System: the Everybody Loves Me System, Pure Love Edition. Any man who lays eyes on him will fall hopelessly in love. After working tirelessly, Fu Shiyu completes 999 missions and arrives in the final world. Here, everything is proceeding as planned: Use the Everybody Loves Me System to seduce the scumbag top, making the protagonist-bottom finally wake up and leave him... Well, that's how it's supposed to go. But then he encounters a bug unlike any he's ever seen Zhou Boyun, the scumbag top's younger brother, is immune to the System. He's a normal person! Whenever Fu Shiyu approaches the scumbag top, the younger brother shows up and breaks them apart. And Fu Shiyu discovers that if Zhou Boyun is around, the Everybody Loves Me System stops working. As a straight man, Fu Shiyu has put up with this damn System long enough. Screw the Everybody Loves Me System! He's going to have a proper, normal relationship before he leaves! Zhou Boyun thinks his older brother's lover has been acting a little strange lately. He keeps fussing over him, and even lifts his shirt so Zhou Boyun can touch his pecs wherever he likes?! At last, Zhou Boyun can't help asking what he's really after. Fu Shiyu: I want us to be inseparable best bros! Zhou Boyun gets it. The guy's trying to steal his brother's partner. Zhou Boyun: No way! As long as I'm around, you are not marrying into my family! Later, Fu Shiyu knocks on his door. His firm, full chest is just visible beneath his open collar. A blush spreads across his wheat-colored skin. He looks at Zhou Boyun like a stray dog with nowhere to go, all helpless and pitiful. Zhou Boyun's Adam's apple bobs. His throat suddenly feels dry. Zhou Boyun: No! As long as I'm around, you are not marrying my brother! Pairing: goofy straight sports-major bottom × lovesick, workaholic CEO top [A few things to know] 1. This is a goofy comedy. The setting exists to serve the plot. 2. Extreme ship-war behavior is not welcome. Inflammatory comments will be deleted. 3. This is my first novel. Please be gentle if it's not perfect. I'll keep working hard and polishing it! Someday, this little coconut seed will grow into a towering coconut tree!!! P.S. The upcoming novel below is now open for favorites. Come play with the puppy~ Playing Bodyguard in a Quick Transmigration Everybody-Hates-Me Showdown [Click to claim >>> A super cool, super handsome, super capable, seductive and universally adored bottom × his puppies!] There are a few more puppies in my author profile. If you like them, add them to your favorites~ Muah~ Theme: Live a life that's uniquely your own.