A Beagle Poops on the Head of a Patient Sword Cultivator

After Wei Ruxian emerged from cultivation, three life-changing things happened to him:

First, he turned into a beagle.

Second, his sworn enemy Yan Wenqing found him and took him in.

Third, Yan Wenqing is blind now, and after picking him up, started using him as a guide dog.

Wei Ruxian nearly broke down. As the supreme powerhouse of the demonic path, he had murdered and pillaged, done every kind of wicked deed, and absolutely could not accept turning into a dog.

To reclaim his dignity, Wei Ruxian decided to make Yan Wenqing's life a living hell.

He waited until Yan Wenqing wasn't paying attention and gobbled up all his medicinal pills. The result was vomiting and diarrhea all over the floor.

Yan Wenqing said nothing and simply got to work cleaning up.

He wrecked Yan Wenqing's temporary rental until it was nothing but bare walls.

Yan Wenqing said nothing and silently got kicked out by the landlord along with the dog.

Fine, you can put up with a lot, can you? Wei Ruxian decided to launch an eardrum-piercing sonic assault on Yan Wenqing: "Wer! Wer~ wer~ wer~ wer!"

Yan Wenqing: "Can you shut up? You're so annoying."

At that, Wei Ruxian doubled down: "Wer--wer--wer--wer--"

Yan Wenqing: "...I've ended up with a lousy dog!"

Wei Ruxian's thoughts after being reborn as a beagle:

Just you wait. Even if I've turned into a dog, I still won't let you off! (#‵′)

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Yan Wenqing is the direct disciple of the sect leader of the Celestial Master Sect, and the greatest sword cultivator under heaven.

He had a bright future ahead of him, but after being framed, he became a blind man who had lost all his cultivation and fled his sect in disgrace.

Just when he had lost all hope, he happened to pick up a stray dog.

The dog had no redeeming qualities. It shed everywhere, had a bad temper, pooped a lot, had huge, smelly ears, and was noisy. Nobody wanted to adopt it, either.

There was nothing for it. Yan Wenqing had to take responsibility: the dog he'd picked up was his to raise.

He never expected that the dog would repeatedly put him through obedience training.

The dog stole his pills and made him vomit and have diarrhea. He endured it.

The dog wrecked his home and got him thrown out by the landlord. He endured it.

The dog yelled "wer wer" right in his ear. Yan Wenqing got angry for a moment, but endured it anyway.

But everyone has their limit...

Until one night, just as he was lying in bed and about to fall asleep, the dog shamelessly squeezed onto his bed as usual.

Before Yan Wenqing had fully woken up, he felt a leg kick him onto the floor without warning.

He struggled to his feet in the darkness, only to hear a lazy voice say, "This venerable one is hungry. Hurry up and make me something to eat."

Yan Wenqing: ???

He was blind and couldn't see who was on the bed. He could only reach out and feel around. But what he touched wasn't prickly dog fur, it was something smooth and springy...

Smack! A slap landed across his face.

The lazy voice sounded again, stern with a hint of warning: "Who gave you permission to touch this venerable one?"

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Also known as: The Beagle Celestial Master

[Unfading aged soy-sauce beagle demon lord bottom VS highly patient, seemingly aloof but secretly bashful blind sword cultivator top]

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A little plug for my upcoming romance novel: The 90s Business Student's Easy Win in Software Security

Song Xiangyi came from a family of scholars. She was tall and beautiful, with a brilliant mind.

As a senior at Stanford Business School nearing graduation, she juggled a high-pressure internship by day and stayed up late working on her thesis at night.

But then she suffered a cerebral thrombosis and died.

The good news: She died, but not completely.

The bad news: She transmigrated into the body of an MIT international student in the 1990s who had the same name.

The even worse news: This student was majoring in electrical engineering, which had nothing whatsoever to do with her business degree.

Song Xiangyi: Help!!! Isn't this basically like having to write two theses?!

Luckily, Song Xiangyi still managed to graduate. After graduation, she decided to return to her old line of work as a business student:

Business and entrepreneurship.

As it happened, the computer industry was just beginning to take off, and the world's first computer virus had appeared, sweeping across the global network.

Song Xiangyi thought she might as well seize the opportunity and develop firewall software to make a fortune.

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Song Xiangyi had good luck in love as well as in her career.

Rich second-generation finance heir with business-daddy energy, get!

Cool-headed, practical, hot engineering nerd, get!

And also...

Dai Hefei, a cool-headed, practical engineer and the one true partner, sneered: "How many more do you want to get?"

Song Xiangyi: "No, no, no. I only want to eat you. The others are just fleeting sights, nothing to worry about."

Dai Hefei said nothing, simply silencing Song Xiangyi with action.

"Don't worry. I'll make sure I'm the only one in your eyes."

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Outgoing, controlling business elite woman VS cool-headed, practical technical man

One-on-one, happy ending, alternate setting, circa 1995-2005

The author is a broke student who has never studied abroad, so it's all made up

Upcoming Hong Kong-style crime-investigation BL set in the 1990s:

The Handsome Detective Gets Targeted by a Lecher [Hong Kong Style]

An outwardly elegant, composed, and charming but secretly controlling, dark, and twisted top VS an outwardly sunny, fit, and good at fighting but secretly rational and restrained bottom

A little plug for my completed novel, The Workaholic Beta and the Obsessive Alpha Can't Stay Away from Each Other

Blurb

Wen En is a top-tier workaholic beta and an undercover agent.

He's handsome and refined, with mixed-race features. He works diligently and conscientiously every day, and is highly praised by his bosses and coworkers.

But no one could have imagined that he would end up with the most controversial man in the world.

That man is the alpha Romeo Solstice.

A wealthy art dealer, he's the dream lover of everyone in the ABO world.

With blond hair, blue eyes, a height of 190 centimeters, and a sculpted physique, he looks like the handsome, melancholic lead of an art-house film come to life. Wherever he goes, he leaves a trail of admirers.

From then on, Wen En became everyone's target.

Everyone said Wen En must have used a love spell on Romeo. Otherwise, why would Romeo be interested in him?

Wen En listened and gave a mocking smile. Only he knew that his relationship with Romeo was nothing but an act.

As the strongest agent in the entire organization, Wen En needed to extract information from Romeo.

The best way was to play the part of a beta hopelessly in love with him.

Romeo was naturally happy to play along, since it kept all those admirers at bay.

But as the act went on, Wen En started to feel that something was off.

For example, the ordinary work clothes in his wardrobe had all been replaced with Romeo's expensive suits.

For example, the bed in his room kept breaking, so he had no choice but to share Romeo's bed.

For example, every morning Wen En woke up with an aching back and weak legs, as if he'd done a long cardio workout.

Over time, Wen En could barely take it. He was even too groggy to go to work.

As a workhorse who valued efficiency above all else, Wen En decided to stop acting. If the soft approach didn't work, he'd use force.

That day was supposed to be their date. Wen En stormed into Romeo's view wearing a police uniform.

"You're under arrest! Don't move!"

Seeing the beta pull out handcuffs, Romeo smiled slyly, dodged the beta's attack, and handcuffed him to the table.

"Darling, let's continue our date."

With that, Romeo bit into the back of the beta's neck.

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Like the villain in every movie and television show, Romeo had a miserable childhood. His father didn't care for him, he was unloved, he did whatever he pleased, and his reputation was infamous.

He had a white moonlight, the only light left in his heart when he was young.

He thought he would never see his white moonlight again, until that person returned to his side in an unexpected way.

This time, the relationship between them had become complicated.

His white moonlight had long forgotten Romeo, but Romeo had never forgotten him, even when his white moonlight treated him as an enemy.

Romeo lowered his head and looked at Wen En, tightly cuffed and unable to move.

The problem now was that Romeo had differentiated as an alpha, while Mr. Wen En, his white moonlight, was a beta.

That meant that even if Romeo marked Wen En, the pheromones on Wen En's body would disappear completely before long.

He wouldn't be like an omega, who would belong to him forever.

"It's all right."

Romeo lowered his head and whispered into the beta's ear:

"I'll make you belong to me forever."

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Rational, strong, and cool beta bottom VS borderline-personality, obsessive, love-addicted alpha top

Theme: Protect animals