Liu Zhaoyue transmigrates into the body of a concubine in the Cold Palace. He pulls down his pants to check, and he's still got it!
The previous emperor died before he ever got to enjoy the original owner. The man sitting on the throne now is said to have been born low, unloved by both parents, exiled to the borderlands, and to have fought his way to the throne by wiping out his brothers. A ruthless emperor forged in battle.
But Liu Zhaoyue thinks none of that has anything to do with him. Anyone who's watched a TV drama knows that the concubines in the Cold Palace eventually go mad. That's how the original owner died, so he has to find a way to escape the palace.
Once he's out, he can put his men's clothes back on and fly wherever he likes. Who could catch him then?
Unfortunately, palace security is tight, and he can't get away. He starts by finding himself a eunuch's uniform. Has he been wearing women's clothes for so long that he's gotten used to them? Damn it, he doesn't look out of place at all!
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While pretending to be a eunuch in the palace, Liu Zhaoyue makes a good buddy. His buddy is a high-ranking guard, skilled in martial arts, and apparently serves the emperor too. He's got quite a bit of clout.
Liu Zhaoyue wants to get on his good side so he'll help him out.
His good buddy wants to hug him? Well, he looks so upset, so sure, have a hug.
His good buddy wants to kiss him? Well, they're both straight guys, so it's no big deal. Go ahead.
His good buddy wants to sleep with him? Well... huh?
Liu Zhaoyue grits his teeth. Fine, since you promised to help me.
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Wei Wangchao is the supreme ruler, but his heart is empty. Luckily, he meets a little eunuch who's just his type.
One day, someone tells him that the little eunuch who's been cozying up to him is actually a Cold Palace concubine disguised as a man.
Wei Wangchao: ? Do you think I can't tell if he's a man or a woman?
Wei Wangchao thinks of Liu Zhaoyue again. He's been so busy that they haven't seen each other all day, so he quickly sends someone to fetch him.
Liu Zhaoyue is dragged to the Xuanshi Hall by his good buddy's subordinate guards. Only after he and Wei Wangchao have taken off their pants does he ask, a little embarrassed, "Isn't it a bad idea to fool around here, with the emperor around?"
Wei Wangchao: ...I don't see the problem.
Liu Zhaoyue: The emperor?
Wei Wangchao: Mm-hm.
Liu Zhaoyue: ...
Liu Zhaoyue pulls up his pants and runs.
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The rest of the summary hasn't been written yet.
CP:
A eunuch in disguise, a guy who's worn women's clothes, and an easy-to-fool college boy as the bottom
A guard in disguise, a high-energy emperor with a mischievous streak as the top
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