After My Childhood Friend Got a Hypnosis Golden Finger

Please add this to your collection! I promise I'll start writing it this year!

The protagonist has a childhood friend: cool and handsome, he has ranked first in his grade for years, is praised by every teacher as a future Tsinghua or Peking University student, and seems like an untouchable academic genius to his classmates.

Yet his favorite thing to do is follow the protagonist around, tirelessly forcing him to study hard.

One day, after ditching study hall again because his childhood friend had been chasing him, the protagonist hides in the school infirmary to sleep. Then, in a dream, he discovers that the world is a novel.

The novel's protagonist is his childhood friend, who will receive his very own golden finger today: hypnosis.

Then his childhood friend will do something to his classmates, something to his teachers, and turn the school into something else entirely...

That's right, this is an erotic novel!

And by the end of it, his childhood friend will spiral further and further out of control, becoming a delinquent and losing his chance to go to college.

??? How can that be? His childhood friend is an academic genius who can get into Tsinghua or Peking University without taking the entrance exams!

The protagonist jolts upright from his sickbed and rushes back to class, only to find that a transfer student really has arrived today. He is utterly despairing.

The protagonist racks his brains, trying to figure out how to save his childhood friend. To be safe, he starts keeping an eye on him every second, making sure he doesn't suddenly lay his sinful hands on someone.

He also dutifully forwards articles to his childhood friend: "A Common Man's Confession: My Life Went Downhill When I Became Addicted to Porn." "Teens, Take Note! Ten Dangers of Getting Addicted to Masturbation!" "Build a Healthy Mind and Body by Saying No to Porn. Getting Hooked on Sex Will Ruin Your Life."

Childhood friend: ???

In response to his childhood friend's confusion, the protagonist says earnestly, "You can't get too caught up in desire, and you especially can't be promiscuous. If you're going to find someone, you should settle down and choose just one."

Based on his extensive experience reading erotic novels, his childhood friend could still get a happy ending if he just found someone and stuck to a one-on-one relationship.

His childhood friend ponders this for a long while, then suddenly asks under the protagonist's relieved gaze, "Can I choose you?"

The protagonist is horrified, his head full of question marks. He wants to say something, but then doesn't, then wants to again. At last, he realizes one thing: his childhood friend seems to have turned gay behind his back.

After agonizing over it for a while, the protagonist grits his teeth and agrees, looking tragic. It's all to keep his childhood friend from going down the wrong path.

Besides, if he's hypnotized, he won't know a thing anyway.

Then, when the protagonist comes out of the hypnosis, he discovers that he's memorized his lessons, finished his homework, and completed all his math, Chinese, English, physics, chemistry, and biology worksheets...

His childhood friend is beside him, checking the worksheets with a satisfied expression. He even comments, "This worked better than my previous experiments. It looks like this is just right for you."

Completely drained, the protagonist looks at his childhood friend and slowly types three question marks.

No, seriously, what's wrong with you?

I'd rather you do that to me yourself than make me do all this work!!!

The protagonist never wants to see another worksheet for the rest of his life. He tries to run, but his childhood friend grabs him by the scruff of the neck, sealing his fate.

His childhood friend gives him a death glare. "What, aren't you going to keep an eye on me anymore?"

The protagonist tries to run but can't. Just as he's about to talk back, another thought occurs to him.

That hypnosis golden finger needs sexual energy to work.

So where did his childhood friend get the sexual energy?

The protagonist realizes he's got him cornered and angrily demands an answer.

His childhood friend pushes up his glasses, perfectly calm. "Oh, that? It's simple. I look at your photos..."

"Don't say it!" The protagonist catches on at once, his whole face burning. He jumps up and covers his childhood friend's mouth, threatening him with a flushed face. "Say another word and I'll delete every photo on your phone!"

His childhood friend nods nonchalantly and obediently shuts his mouth.

Well, that's basically an admission, right?

Synopsis 2:

Recently, a new post appeared on a website: "What Should You Do If Your Childhood Friend Is the Protagonist of a Hypnosis Novel?"

Thinking it was a joke, users chimed in with suggestions.

[My advice: Give in to him already!]

[Sacrifice yourself for the good of the whole world. Get to it!]

[Let's be reasonable. If you don't go for it, you're not a real man. Your childhood friend needs you, so you should offer yourself!]

[Uh, the poster doesn't have to take the initiative, right? Being forced can be pretty great too. Drooling.jpg]

[The person above has a point!]

After half a year of users joking around in the comments, the post was bumped back to the top. Someone asked how it turned out.

Poster: [Thanks, everyone. My childhood friend got me into Tsinghua.]

Attached was an image of two admission letters with their details censored, and a pair of hands clasped together on top.

Users: ??? Wait, you two were serious?

This synopsis was screenshotted and uploaded on August 10, 2024. Plagiarism will be pursued.

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