A Scumbag’s Guide to Self-Rescue [Quick Transmigration]

(This is pretty boring, so I don't recommend reading it.)

Chu Heng has long held the top spot on the Transmigration Bureau's points leaderboard and is a celebrated star, but his good fortune doesn't last. His points are wiped out when every mission world collapses.

The Main System investigates and discovers that while helping male protagonists reach the pinnacle of success, Chu Heng always falls in love with them. After completing each mission, he leaves the world, abandoning the male protagonist to break down in the original world.

Furious at the truth, the Main System punishes Chu Heng and his incompetent System 555 by sending them into the small worlds to complete their missions all over again.

Chu Heng says, "No problem. The male protagonists in those worlds are all so cute. Earning my points back will be easy."

But when the worlds restart, all the cute male protagonists he remembers are reborn. They come after him over the mess he left behind before they died in the previous run, so he has no choice but to clear up the misunderstandings and turn a melodrama into a sweet romance.

The small worlds:

1. Spy gong x emperor shou

2. Naturally scummy merfolk gong x major general shou

3. Cold family head gong x pitiful, universally disliked shou

4. 2000s gold-digging country boy gong x fool shou

5. Refined, lofty master gong x dark, masochistic disciple shou pretending to be obedient

Reader's Guide:

1. 1v1, gong's POV, scum gong x male protagonist, and also Host x Main God.

2. A melodramatic sweet romance. Not too much angst, mostly pure sweetness.

3. Because of some events in the main world, the gong had amnesia and was incapable of loving anyone in his first run. He gets better in this run.

4. Mutual affection and mutual devotion. Those who are particular about their preferred character types, proceed with caution.

Coming soon ↓↓↓

1. My Archenemy Calls Me His Hubby After Losing His Memory

Also known as My Archenemy Thinks He's a Pregnant Omega

[Overworked, lie-flat slacker gong x aloof on the outside but clingy, starved for love, amnesiac cat shou]

After a car accident, Duan Yi's archenemy, Shi Qing, is in critical condition.

Duan Yi saves him with an ulterior motive: he wants to see him wake up and fly into a rage at the sight of him.

But when Shi Qing wakes up, he doesn't get angry. Instead, he hugs Duan Yi fearfully and softly says, "Honey, my head really hurts."

Duan Yi: "?!!"

Duan Yi's hair stands on end in sheer horror. Who are you calling honey?

Yet somehow, feeling the warm, soft embrace in his arms, he doesn't push him away.

The doctor tells him that his archenemy may have suffered a neurological disturbance from hitting his head, and will need to be cared for until he recovers.

Duan Yi figures he'll grit his teeth and put up with looking after him for a while. Besides, it's pretty satisfying to see his usually arrogant archenemy turn into a soft, sweet pushover.

But after a while, Duan Yi realizes something is wrong. This guy doesn't just think he's his wife, he also thinks he's a pregnant omega, while Duan Yi is a money-grubbing workaholic scumbag who gives his wife the cold shoulder. He calls Duan Yi "honey" and acts cute because he's afraid Duan Yi will get angry at him and the baby again.

Duan Yi: "..."

This ridiculous soap-opera plot isn't something he couldn't play along with.

He starts to change. Every day, he fusses over his pregnant omega, makes sure he knows there's no reason to be afraid of him, comes home at the same time each day to look after him, and reassures him that he and the baby will be safe.

After doing all this, Duan Yi realizes he's really fallen for him, and starts a sweet romance with his archenemy.

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Shi Qing has a secret. He's had a crush on that brilliant boy since they were teenagers.

He uses the eraser the boy used, copies his everyday outfits, works through the same practice books, and studies hard to close the gap between their grades, all to get closer to him...

Just as he thinks he's getting closer, the boy starts looking at him more and more suspiciously, keeping an eye on him like he's a thief.

Turns out the idiot thinks Shi Qing has it in for him.

And so they keep competing for ten years.

Lately, work has been hectic, and he's gotten into listening to danmei audiobooks to relieve stress. The story is set in an ABO world. The gong ignores his wife, doesn't even know she's pregnant, and never comes home. Instead, he makes money and throws it at her without ever communicating with her, giving her the cold shoulder.

He listens to the story, and in the blink of an eye, he's in a car accident.

When he wakes up, he thinks he's become the pregnant omega from the novel. Looking at the scumbag gong in front of him, he calls him "honey" so he won't make him angry.

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At some point, Shi Qing gradually regains his memories, but he doesn't dare tell him. He's afraid the man only likes the sweet, clingy omega, not a cold, wooden person like him...

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Theme: Love is never forgotten