To carry out his superior's orders, the alien Qin Xiu infiltrates human society and becomes the uncle of a human child.
The child's parents are both dead. He must raise the child and write a handbook on observing humans.
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The child is clever and not only sees through his disguise, but also begs him to teach him the alien language.
Pestered beyond endurance, Qin Xiu finally gives in and starts by teaching him how to say "uncle."
Instead, the little one muddles his words: "I love you, Uncle."
Holding back his excitement, Qin Xiu coldly writes in the handbook:
"Humans are cunning and clever. It is best not to teach them our language."
...But human children really are adorable, aren't they?
Teaching him a few phrases should be fine.
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During his rebellious phase, the child starts hanging out with a blond troublemaker. He also likes wearing little skirts and posting photos online.
Qin Xiu is terribly exasperated. After secretly giving the blond a beating, he orders the child to wear skirts only at home and never post them online.
The child obediently does as he's told.
But why does he keep walking past Qin Xiu in little skirts, asking if he looks good?
Looking at the innocent child in front of him, Qin Xiu's hand shakes as he writes in the handbook:
"As they grow up, humans seem to care a great deal about their appearance and will try wearing clothes that differ from what their primary sex characteristics might suggest."
...The little skirts really do look lovely. Qin Xiu quietly follows behind and takes pictures.
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After growing up, the child gets a job with a secret organization. Qin Xiu doesn't have the energy to ask about it.
The handbook is almost finished, so it's time for him to go home.
Unexpectedly, the adult human, who has been away from home for days, suddenly appears and corners him against the wall.
Warm breath brushes his neck. "I love you so much, Uncle."
But the next second, a gunshot rings out, and a bullet hits Qin Xiu in the shoulder.
After tying the adult up, Qin Xiu, displeased, writes in the handbook:
"Humans could never love an alien. If a human tells you they love you very much, they will kill you the next second. Do not believe them!"
After writing, he taps the other's face with the butt of his gun and looks down at him.
"Kiddo, that wasn't enough to kill your uncle."
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One day.
A certain human is on the verge of a breakdown.
Qin Xiu says coolly:
"Be good. Don't touch it."
"Touch it once, and I'll hit you ten times."
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Older top and younger bottom
Serious, conservative, overbearing father-figure top x rebellious bottom who likes to be clever
(Screenshotted and saved on 2024.12.30)
Theme: Be a good parent in the new era, starting with me.
