"Please allow me to keep a human as a pet. I will provide him with sunlight, food, and clean water."
In Year 753 of the Core Era, humanity fell from its pedestal and became pets sought after by all kinds of other species.
The "other species" Fu Yi joined the trend and bought a human.
The seller was delighted, because although this human was good-looking, he had a nasty personality and had been sitting unsold for ages.
The seller gave him a copy of A Human-Keeping Guide.
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[A Human-Keeping Guide] Rule One:
"Humans are cunning and intelligent. Under no circumstances should you teach them our language!"
The seller's note: "But this one has already learned it. Don't let him fool you!"
The human in the greenhouse knelt at his feet and stammered in the language of the other species, "Master."
Feeling the top of its head, Fu Yi crossed out the note without changing expression.
What bad intentions could a pretty human have? It only wants to make me happy.
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[A Human-Keeping Guide] Rule Two:
"After reaching adulthood, male humans are in heat all the time. If you see the human in your home doing strange things, we recommend breeding or neutering him."
The seller's note: "Half off the second one. Bring your friends' humans along too!"
Fu Yi stared at the pretty human he'd bought and fell into thought.
Did liking to sleep with him count as strange behavior?
There's nothing wrong with a pet wanting to cuddle with its owner, right? he thought.
Fu Yi, broad-minded as ever, crossed it out.
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Only when Fu Yi was pinned to the bed in a charged atmosphere did he notice Rule Three of A Human-Keeping Guide, tossed aside nearby:
"Do not have sex with a human. Humans are greedy, sycophantic, and cruel. They could never love another species. If the human in your home says he loves you, he will kill you the very next second. Do not believe him!"
The seller's note: "Especially this one."
With his eyes covered, the pretty human bit his earlobe and said, "I love you so much, Master."
Fu Yi: "...?"
!!!
Is it too late to return him now?!
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A naturally sweet, slightly dim young master bottom vs. a ruthless, ruthless-minded, charming military officer top
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