I Woke Up as My Roommate's White Moonlight

[The main story is complete. If you've read it before, please don't buy it again.]

[The blurb is in first person; the main story is in third person.]

[Please check out my upcoming novel: "Who Falls for Their Uncle Online?" Blurb at the bottom.]

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I'm an exchange student at a cultivation academy, and I have a gorgeous, considerate roommate.

After an accident, we slept together once and developed a shared sense connection.

Oh no! Doesn't that mean he'll find out I'm a shut-in otaku who secretly cosplays as a girl?

Where are my human rights? Where's my privacy? Where's his sense of boundaries?

But there's nothing I can do. Because of our shared senses, I have to eat and sleep with him, so neither of us does anything out of line.

He's pretty aloof, but he's good to me. When I had a fever, he stayed up all night looking after me.

Yes, I mean I woke up one morning to find him lying beside my bed, and he lied without missing a beat: "I just got here. I bought breakfast. Eat it while it's hot."

I think it's because of our shared senses. After all, he usually barely gives me the time of day, and no one falls in love with their roommate after sleeping together just once.

Until one day, I caught him writhing and going crazy in the dark while staring at a picture of me. I think he's a pervert.

I thought we were bros, but he wants to * me.

I'm terrified. Once our shared senses are broken, I'm going to flee overseas and study at a magic academy.

Then, on a street in Paris, my cold-hearted roommate, whom I hadn't seen in ages, handed me a note. It said,

"I'll give you ten seconds to run."

"You'd better not let me catch you, or I'll * you to death."

H-help!

Waaah! This has gotten out of hand! This is even more terrifying than medicinal herbs turning into spirits and following me around, calling me Daddy!

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A silly medicinal cultivator with a gentle, moonlight-white persona but a very lively mental state, who's a money-loving oddball, as the bottom, versus a beast cultivator who's serious on the surface but loves telling terrible jokes in private, a cold-faced pervert, as the top.

PS: Not a beastman. Beast cultivators are really just tamers who use a summoning class.

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Important content notes:

1. There is a straight side couple: a sexy babe and a maternal man.

2. The bottom is mildly adored by everyone.

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[Upcoming novel: "Who Falls for Their Uncle Online?"]

Fake uncle and nephew / raising a child / older man / twelve-year age gap

No blood relation and no legal guardian relationship

Blurb:

After losing his parents at a young age, Jian Xun was taken in and raised by his uncle.

He finds himself an online boyfriend.

His online boyfriend is mature, steady, gentle, and considerate, and always shows up right when he needs him.

When he has problems, the other guy patiently listens to him vent. When he fails his finals, the other guy buys him little gifts to cheer him up. He even joins in when Jian Xun complains about his old-fashioned, boring uncle.

"My guardian is such a control freak," Jian Xun complains bitterly. "He won't let me do anything. He has to control what I eat, what I wear, and where I go!"

The other guy replies instantly: "Then he definitely won't approve of us being together. We'll have to sneak around."

Jian Xun's ears turn red. "I wouldn't be against that."

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Bo Xiao has recently started an online relationship.

His online boyfriend is perfect in every way. He's lively and cute, sweet-talking and affectionate. He even draws little cartoon portraits for him and shares pictures of the tongue piercing he secretly got.

The only problem is that his online boyfriend is his nephew, and his nephew is currently complaining about him.

"My uncle is so annoying. He kept asking a million questions when I said I was going to meet a friend! Ah! Wait a second, I'll come find you as soon as I finish fobbing him off!"

Bo Xiao's lips curl up. "Sure. He'll believe you."

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When Jian Xun arrives, he checks his phone, then looks across at the person in front of him.

Bo Xiao glances at his nephew's knee-high socks and strikes first. "So when you said you were going out with a friend, you actually meant you were meeting your online boyfriend?"

Jian Xun: "No, I..."

Bo Xiao: "Good kids don't lie."

Jian Xun stares at his uncle's full suit, his flamboyant tie clip, and the huge bouquet of roses hidden behind his back. "You...?"

Since when did tricking a kid into an online relationship make someone a good guardian?

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After they get together, Jian Xun keeps suspecting that someone planned it all along.

Until one day, he borrows his uncle's computer and accidentally opens a question:

"My nephew is so cute. I made a decision that goes against my brother's wishes. He's already passed away, but I still feel like I should tell him. How do I get my brother's approval for us to be together?"

Jian Xun is speechless. "Is it really that hard to convince him? What did you say?"

Bo Xiao pinches the tip of his ear, smiling. "Hard. You're entirely to blame."

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A mixed-race, spoiled young master who loves making trouble as the bottom, versus a protective, indulgent, gentle daddy type with an overwhelming need to control as the top.

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#What's it like to fall for your uncle online?

#A hilariously disastrous first meeting in real life (?)

Theme: Care for lonely children.