Does a Secret Crush Have to Be This Absurd?

New article: "I can't be your father!" Please collect it!! Busy looking for dad: Hai Yingjiang is a six-year-old, delicate and pampered little princess who wakes up ten years ago! After sleeping, the sky fell and my home was gone. She also lived with her little dad Hai Rongchuan through the most difficult period of her life, staying in a standard hotel room (because she was itchy), riding an electric car (she had a fever), and eating takeout (she had an allergy and was sent to the hospital for treatment). From then on, her father's "poverty" was engraved in her heart. Hai Rongchuan, as a postgraduate entrance examination dog, finally went crazy studying. He began to hallucinate. "Little dad, have you really forgotten me?" The little girl stood in front of him and looked at him aggrievedly. Hai Rongchuan pointed at himself, "Me, your father! You don't look like me either!" He has double eyelids and curly hair. The little girl has single eyelids and straight black hair! "I look more like Daddy, but my personality is like you, delicate and frail." Seeing that he was about to get angry, the little girl quickly changed her words, "That's what Daddy said, not me!" Hairongchuan's worldview finally collapsed. He, a man, gave birth to a little girl with another man! Jiang Boqian had been living alone for thirty years, but he never thought that one day a little girl would come to his door! "Dad, I finally found you." The little girl threw herself into his arms with pear blossoms. Jiang Boqian knelt down and said patiently: "Little girl, you admit your mistake. I can't be your father." The little girl excitedly shouted to the boy not far away wearing a hat, a mask, and squatting on the ground playing with his mobile phone: "Dad, I found your husband." Jiang Boqian saw the young boy looking around in panic and said furtively, "How many times have I told you, don't call me dad, call me brother." "Brother, I found our dad." The little girl ran over and pulled him over. Hai Rongchuan: "..." Jiang Boqian: "..."