The Stunning Beauty I Took Home Is a Man

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Scheming, devoted beauty of a wife, an ancient-world man x carefree, streetwise big brother

Ye Zhaozhao is a ge'er. His biological father never cared for him, and his stepmother never loved him, and he struggled through life until he was eighteen.

Recently, his stepmother decided to secure a bright future for her son by marrying Ye Zhaozhao off as a second wife to a wealthy old man nearly fifty years old.

During an argument with his stepmother, Ye Zhaozhao hit his head. When he woke up, he was in an unfamiliar place.

*

Wu Yaoyang found a strange but incredibly beautiful young man outside his convenience store. The young man wore a tattered ancient-style outfit, and a red mole between his brows made him look like Guanyin had descended to the mortal world.

"Nice cosplay, but our convenience store doesn't need a paid store review. Walk a kilometer that way and you'll find a whole street of night markets. You can get more traffic over there."

"..." Ye Zhaozhao couldn't understand a word, but his instincts told him that the man in front of him was a good person.

Seeing the young man following him around, Wu Yaoyang sighed. "Did someone steal your money? Or scam you into investing in some project? Do you need me to collect a debt? I charge a pretty high cut. Can you afford it?"

Ye Zhaozhao was confused, but obediently nodded.

*

Wu Yaoyang had no idea where Ye Zhaozhao came from, and couldn't find any of his family.

Whenever he brought it up, Ye Zhaozhao would look at him pitifully. "Did I do something wrong?"

Wu Yaoyang couldn't find a single fault with Ye Zhaozhao. The floor was so clean it shone, delicious food was ready as soon as he walked in, and someone even did the laundry. Even a household spirit couldn't do a better job.

At night, the young man would secretly crawl into his bed.

Wu Yaoyang was at his wit's end. "I'm not kicking you out. You don't have to do this."

Ye Zhaozhao went stiff with embarrassment, but still stammered, "I don't have any experience, but I can learn. Or do you think I'm not handsome enough?"

"Ye Zhaozhao, once you get into my bed, you won't even have the chance to regret it." Looking at the red mole between Ye Zhaozhao's brows, red as blood, Wu Yaoyang could only feel that he'd been caught for good.

*

A few months later, Wu Yaoyang looked at Ye Zhaozhao's growing belly and felt his whole world turn upside down. "You're saying it's normal for men to get pregnant?"

Ye Zhaozhao took his hand and placed it on his belly, eyes full of tears. "You don't like our baby? Or do you not like me?"

Wu Yaoyang was wrapped around his finger again. He immediately apologized and soothed him. "How could I not like the baby? I like the baby, but I love you most of all."

Upcoming novel: A Doomsday Expert Lands in the Middle of His Wedding Night! Please add it to your library!

Proud, pampered rich young master x ruthless doomsday expert

The moment before, Lu Zhaoyu was leading his team in a fight to the death against mutated beasts. The next, he smelled a sweet pear blossom fragrance.

A mud-brick house. A huge red double-happiness symbol.

Lu Zhaoyu's hand was on the neck of a beautiful man. The man wore red, his skin was fair as snow, and he was rolling his eyes and struggling to breathe. In another moment, Lu Zhaoyu would have snapped his neck.

He hurriedly let go. "Sorry, but who are you?"

Xiang Shuwen had been listening to music at the Pear Blossom Pavilion when he suddenly found himself unable to breathe. When he opened his eyes, a strangely dressed man was sitting on him, squeezing his neck.

He coughed for a long time, then snapped, "Who are you? Do you know who I am?"

*

The 1990s: a time when gold was everywhere.

Their lives were just as lively, full of chaos and commotion.

Lu Zhaoyu was born in the apocalypse. He had never seen birds singing and flowers blooming, or ordinary people who posed no threat.

Xiang Shuwen was born in ancient times, a wealthy young master who had never lived through anything as difficult as this.

Lu Zhaoyu: "I never keep useless people."

Xiang Shuwen: "I hate people who can't read the room."

*

Lu Zhaoyu suddenly discovered that physical contact with Xiang Shuwen could activate his supernatural ability, and the more intimate the contact, the longer he could use it.

At first, Lu Zhaoyu used his ability only to grow vegetables.

Later, to make money, he began cultivating all kinds of rare medicinal herbs.

The two went from holding hands and sharing a hug straight to sex.

Xiang Shuwen rubbed his sore waist and complained, "Lu Zhaoyu, my waist hurts. No more tomorrow."

"Don't you want to buy bags and clothes? Don't you want a car? Don't you want to live in a villa?"

Lu Zhaoyu massaged Xiang Shuwen's waist as he spoke. "Hey, I'm still a little short on stored-up ability. It's not enough to force the herbs to grow, so we won't get a harvest this month. What a shame. I can't buy you the new limited-edition bag."

"No, that one's a limited anniversary edition."

"Then we'll just have to do it again."

Together, they went from a small village to a big city, and from small-scale growers to the biggest medicinal herb merchants.

Before they knew it, Xiang Shuwen's belly had grown, too.

With the regret of someone who hadn't enjoyed life enough, he said, "When I die, burn the newest phone, bags... all of them for me."

Lu Zhaoyu wiped away his tears. "You're just pregnant."

Xiang Shuwen stared at him in shock. "..."

Pregnant? Why would a man like him get pregnant?

Lu Zhaoyu: "I forgot to tell you that in the apocalypse, people with supernatural abilities can get people without them pregnant."

Xiang Shuwen: "..."

How could you forget something like that?

Upcoming novel: After Flirting with the Wrong Twin Brother! Please add it to your library!

Hua Xinle was reborn five years after his death. He went from a wealthy, spoiled young master to a penniless student.

He couldn't handle hardship or hard work.

So he decided to seek out his first love from five years ago, Wan Kailan, and ask him for a little help.

He found Wan Kailan easily, but his first love had changed quite a bit.

How had the cheerful, sunny puppy of a boy become a cool, refined heir from an influential family?

Luckily, his first love still liked his face and was willing to buy him a mansion and give him a sports car.

It didn't matter if he was a substitute. After all, he was standing in for his own self from five years ago.

Several shameless months into their relationship, he happened to find a photo at home. There were two people in it who looked exactly alike.

Only then did he realize he'd found the wrong man. The person he was with was his first love's twin brother, Wan Qingyan.

Was it still in time to run?

*

Wan Qingyan knew his younger brother had a beautiful, spoiled young master boyfriend named Hua Xinle.

He also knew that after Hua Xinle's family died in a car accident, his younger brother was devastated and left without a word.

Recently, a poor student had shown up at his door. The student looked exactly like his younger brother's boyfriend, and even had the same name.

He should have told his younger brother, who was overseas. But the poor student had come looking for him, and wanted him, while his younger brother's boyfriend had died five years ago.

"Lele, who am I?" he asked by the boy's ear on a chaotic night.

"You're the person I love most," the boy begged through his tears.

Hua Xinle was clingy and spoiled, always pouting and acting sweet with him. He even insisted they get married.

Just as Wan Qingyan was getting ready to propose, his younger brother came back.

*

When he was young, Wan Kailan had a love so dazzling that he could never forget him, even after he was gone.

With the fifth anniversary of Hua Xinle's death approaching, he returned early to make preparations.

But in his older brother's home, he saw someone who should have existed only in his dreams: his beloved, Hua Xinle.

His older brother denied it with all his might, but Hua Xinle had to be his.

*

Hua Xinle didn't want to provoke or hurt either brother, so he began pretending to be deaf and dumb.

When Wan Qingyan was home, he kept playing the innocent, pitiable little white flower.

When Wan Kailan was home, he let his spoiled, domineering young-master nature show.

Then he got pregnant. Could someone explain how a grown man could get pregnant?

Beautiful, spoiled young master x cool, refined older brother x affectionate puppy younger brother

Theme: Love helps people grow.