The Tattooed Boss Is a Forgetful Kitty

A black-haired, muscular bottom who would rather throw a punch than waste words x a fair-skinned, lean-muscled top with a strong homemaker vibe

Size difference x skin-tone difference

Jing Chuhe looked at the tall, tattooed man who had shown up at his door. "Dude, are you telling me you're pregnant? And the baby's mine?"

"My name's not Dude. It's Shi Ye. And I'm having triplets," Shi Ye said seriously.

"..." Jing Chuhe slammed the door shut.

Were people pulling stunts this brazen nowadays? It'd have been more believable if the tattooed tough guy had said he was here to rob him.

Jing Chuhe soon forgot all about it. After that day, the tattooed man never came back.

However, he noticed the stray tabby he'd been feeding had gotten quite a bit fatter lately. If it weren't such a fierce-looking cat, he would've thought it was pregnant.

He reached over to rub the tabby's belly and teased, "Dahua, don't eat so much. Look how fat you've gotten."

As soon as he said that, the tattooed tabby scratched him and knocked over the food bowl.

Some time later, the tattooed tough guy gave Jing Chuhe three kittens. "..."

*

To help Jing Chuhe remember him as soon as possible, Shi Ye looked after the kittens during the day and went to Jing Chuhe at night to do unspeakable things.

After a while, Shi Ye felt like he'd lost weight from exhaustion. The man not only still hadn't remembered him, he looked rosy-cheeked and well-nourished.

He gave up on using his body to jog the man's memory and went straight to the man's murder mystery game shop to apply for a job.

Jing Chuhe stared at him in surprise. "Why are you back again?"

Shi Ye pointed to the calico kitten in his arms. "They're our kids. We have to raise them together."

Jing Chuhe looked at the tattooed man, then at the kitten in his arms, his face full of exasperation.

So this tattooed tough guy really did have something wrong with his head.

*

Jing Chuhe looked at the two boys and one girl crawling around on the floor, then at the tattooed man lying on the sofa, getting blissed out on catnip.

He thought that after half a lifetime of drifting, he'd finally reached the pinnacle of life: a wife and kids at home, all warm and cozy!

Although his wife could kill him with one punch, or scratch him to death if that didn't work.

If the kids didn't keep turning into cats or shifting unpredictably into half-human, half-cat forms, he'd be a very happy man.

Theme: Be lenient with others and strict with yourself