Chuunibyou Mafiosi Should Play Basketball

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Mori Nao was an illiterate punk from the Port Mafia, and she was proud of it.

While her peers' youth was filled with sweat and passion, she was out there shedding blood and risking her life.

After some thought, Mori's dad decided that at the very least, a girl shouldn't be raised like this. With a wave of his hand, he found a school and enrolled her.

Illiterate Big Brother: Agreed, comforting, I'll take you to and from school.

Illiterate Second Brother: Mocking, sarcastic, but you can go without worrying.

She was already in a bad mood, and on her first day at school she ran into someone showing off, shouting that the only person who could beat him was himself.

Mori Nao beat him up.

Someone mocked the guy she'd just beaten, and Mori Nao imagined it was her second brother mocking her. She beat up that person too.

One came along, she beat them up. Two came along, she beat them both. Before she knew it, Mori Nao had steamrolled the basketball team and somehow become its manager.

Mori Nao: Works for me.

Standing atop the mountain of bodies at her feet, Mori Nao issued her first order as manager. "I'm here for three things: victory, victory, and more victory."

Teiko Basketball Club: Yes, ma'am!

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Haizaki had a secret: when the former captain had tugged him by the ear and watched shooting stars with him, he had wished to become the greatest Mafia boss of all time.

The next day, the captain quit the team. The door to the basketball club's main gym opened, and a petite girl beat them all to a pulp before becoming Teiko's official manager.

He had a feeling that somehow this was all connected to him. When he discovered that Mori Nao really was in the Mafia, he swore to keep it a secret no matter what.

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Kuroko had a feeling the members of the basketball club would eventually fall apart, but he never expected things to take a turn for the better.

So when Mori Nao became their manager, he was the first to change his mind. No longer worried that they would all go their separate ways, he unlocked his "war correspondent" photography skills.

While everyone else was suffering, Kuroko stood to the side, click, click, click.

Kuroko: Human observation material +1

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The Teiko players: The first time we saw her, she used her slender fingers to dunk over our heads. That graceful, light-footed figure, that unexpected shot trajectory, that unparalleled skill... Maybe this is love.

Opposing players and reporters who witnessed Teiko's pilgrimage: So this is the secret to getting stronger? Write it down, write it down.

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Mori Nao was the product of an experiment. Later, Mori's dad took her in, and she spent several years as a Mafia member. She had a lot of life experience.

She believed there was no hurdle that couldn't be overcome and no problem that couldn't be figured out.

If there was one, then she just had too much free time.

So, looking at the bored Rainbow Heads, she made a sincere suggestion. "How about... we play tennis?"

Rainbow Heads: No way!

#Note:

1. The heroine's chuunibyou ways are how everyone else sees her. In reality, she's a powerful, capricious tyrant.

2. The story only covers the Teiko timeline. The Generation of Miracles don't split up, and everyone goes up to their second year of high school at age three with no pain (as in the neighboring tennis story, which will have a crossover). There are also loads of details invented to make the plot work, such as Teiko being located in Yokohama.

3. The heroine is absurd, and the story is full of people who love a laugh. It's a very silly story, possibly an everyone-loves-her story with Haizaki as the main love interest, followed by side stories for each of the others.

Theme: There will always be someone on your wavelength