
This Can't Be My Son
这不可能是我儿子
by Cooking Wine in the Woods (林间煮酒)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 141k Words
- Chapters
- 44
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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★Pre-release of the same series "I told you, this child is mine!" ★The text of the gay friend's sweet article "The Little Ruffian and His Prosecutor" is below. Wives who like it can support it~ ★★Introduction to this article★★ It is said that there was a clan of divine dragons in ancient times, and there was a sick Yangzilong in the clan. I fainted once every three days and vomited blood every five days. And Long has a son, who is the only thought left to him by his wife who ran away from home. It was he who hatched it from the egg bit by bit. Sick Yangzilong was bullied by his own clan because of his frailty, so he decided to take his child to the human world to find a wife! "Zai, you actually have a long-lost father!" My wife has been missing for several years, and it's time to get her back and reunite the family. - The big star Feng Wu was carried away by two strange people when he was out filming. Yes, they were carried away, the kind that put a sack on him and left! When he opened his eyes again, Feng Wu looked at the 800-square-meter large villa in front of him and this strange man who looked so good that he didn't look like a human being. He just felt that it must be a dream. He pointed tremblingly at the man, then at himself, and finally looked at the child lying beside the bed, staring at him and drooling, and said. "So you're saying... You and I had a baby?!" Before the cub could be happy about finding his beautiful father, he turned dark and said, "It's a dragon! The nest is a dragon!" That day, Feng Wu's world fell apart. He, a good man, actually had a baby with another man. The world is turned upside down after all... |Sick Yangzi's tsundere dragon vs. Poisonous tongue and amnesia phoenix |A family of three are all quite crazy, funny and easy daily 1V1 |abo is the direction, the attack is the dragon, the reception is the phoenix, and the cub is the dragon |The wedge can be read or not, and it will affect the main text. ★Pre-released article of the same series "I told you, this child is mine!" ★ Zhou Xubai married a powerful man named Fu Linchuan. He jumped into a wealthy family. Logically speaking, he should be happy, but he really couldn't laugh. Because... He had a baby in his belly, and this baby was not Fu Linchuan's. It was well known that Fu Linchuan had a bad temper and had many ways of torturing people. Zhou Xubai had already thought of the terrible days after marriage. When his belly was discovered, there was only death waiting for him. On the night of their wedding night, Zhou Xubai was very worried, extremely afraid that Fu Linchuan would slap him, but it was completely different from what he thought... Fu Linchuan stood in front of the bed. Although his face was expressionless, he handed over a glass of milk. He said: Drink it before going to bed, it will help you sleep. He seems to be different from what is reported outside. The day the pregnancy was discovered, the family was furious. They opened an ancestral hall and passed down family laws to abort the child in his belly. Zhou Xubai was extremely afraid, afraid of being beaten and afraid that Fu Linchuan would be disappointed in him. As a result, the man who had never been very talkative stood in front of him and admitted in public: The child is mine. Zhou Xubai felt that there was no better person than Fu Linchuan. - Fu Linchuan happened to be in estrus after a social gathering, and slept with a stranger without any inhibitors. He was not an irresponsible person, so he discussed with his family and directly married her back. Originally he just wanted to take responsibility, but why didn't anyone tell him that Zhou Xubai was so cute? The big cutie carries the little cutie, and the cuteness is doubled???`? The only drawback was that he was easily frightened. Every time he made any move, Zhou Xubai looked like he was ready to be beaten. Fu Linchuan:? ? ? Does he look like a violent murderer? That night, Fu Linchuan turned on his mobile phone and typed "What should I do if my wife is afraid of me" on Baidu with a cold face and was very serious about waiting online. The day Zhou Xubai was found to be carrying the baby, his family was angry. After he admitted that the baby was his, Zhou Xubai's attitude towards him obviously changed, and he felt a little guilty? But... The child is really his! He has said it many times, but his wife doesn't believe it... - In the later stages of Zhou Xubai's pregnancy, Fu Linchuan's temper became increasingly violent. Zhou Xubai's cold face every day caused Zhou Xubai to be cautious every day, for fear of offending him. As a result, Fu Linchuan was found squatting in the bathroom that night, crying. After a diagnosis, the family doctor told Fu Linchuan that she might have prenatal depression. Zhou Xubai: (°ο°) (doubt) Fu Linchuan:rz (rubbing fingers) On the day of delivery, Fu Linchuan went to the delivery room to accompany the child, and the child was born smoothly. Zhou Xubai supported his weak body and wanted to say some love words to him, but Fu Linchuan fell straight down. After some examination, the doctor said: Don't worry, it's just bleeding. The boss who is feared outside is actually a wife slave and is even bleeding... Zhou Xubai slowly covered his face and stopped talking. He felt a little embarrassed. Reading guide: 1. Attack and Shou are both pure. The one-night stand between Attack and Shou was because the alpha's susceptible period was out of control, so he decided to marry Shou back after knowing about it. 2. Gong had no intention of hiding it from Shou that it was him that night. He always thought that Shou knew, and also said that the child was his, but Shou said, "Wow, he went to this extent to protect me, he is a good person!" 3. The whole day style is warm and relaxed, with a bit of fun. ★Gay friend copywriting "The Little Ruffian and His Prosecutor"★ Copywriting of this article: ●Loyal dog, rough guy, little ruffian vs. Innocent and gentle prosecutor (note: this little ruffian is not the same as a little gangster) ●Under 8 years old/Shuangjie/Gong secret love ●Han Lu (attack) vs. Jin Yizhuo (receiver) Jin Yizhao has specific prosopagnosia, and some ordinary people may not remember it in the blink of an eye. But he could remember every one of his clients and the car repairman named Han Lu. Once when he was going to court, Jin Yizhuo's car broke down on a road in the middle of nowhere. He looked at the flat tire and didn't know whether to call a tow truck or continue to increase the amount. When he looked up, he saw an advertisement for mobile tire repair not far away, and he called it without thinking. Soon, a man wearing a black vest and a pair of oily gloves drove a dilapidated pickup truck and stopped in front of Jin Yizhuo. Apparently, he was only in his early 20s. "Fix the tire?" The man asked with a cigarette in his mouth. "Yeah." "1000." "Why didn't you go grab it?" If it weren't for years of upbringing, Jin Yizhao would have almost cursed. The man took out a lighter from the pocket of his overalls, lit the cigarette in his mouth with his hands covered, took a strong puff and slowly exhaled, his tone was troubling and aggrieved: "Who told you that you can't remember my face?" That was Jin Yizhuo's first meeting with Han Lu in his memory. Han Lu left Jin Yizhuo with nothing but arrogance, rudeness, and of course those strong biceps. Jin Yizhuo, who has never remembered strangers, remembered Han Lu just that once. Later, Jin Yizhuo realized that this was not the first time he had met Han Lu. Han Lu, far from being just arrogant and rude, was simply... A wolf in sheep's clothing! * In December of the same year, a tragic child sexual assault case occurred in Beishi City. The victim was only 10 years old. According to eyewitnesses, there was a man wearing a garage work uniform hanging around the scene. Some people even saw him lifting his pants and zipping them up when he walked out of the woods. When Jin Yizhuo found the suspect with an arrest warrant, he discovered that the person was none other than Han Lu, who had blackmailed him out of a thousand yuan. At that time, on a cold day, he was still shirtless and squatting on the curb in front of the garage, smoking a cigarette. Seeing Jin Yizhuo, who was wearing a white shirt and holding a document with the procuratorate's red seal in his hand, he took another deep puff, stood up unhurriedly, and blew the smoke into Jin Yizhuo's face. "Jin Jian, do you still remember this little thing? Are you here to avenge your personal vengeance?" Later, Han Lu still had his arms exposed, but Jin Yizhuo's white shirt had been almost torn. Han Lu's calloused fingers slid over every inch of Jin Yizhuo's skin, causing Jin Yizhuo to tremble. Han Lu leaned down, his hands kept moving, and his tone was quite harsh: "What's wrong, Mr. Prosecutor, aren't you going to arrest me?" —— Han Lu has a secret that has been hidden for many years. When he was a child, he was almost bullied by an old bachelor in the same village. Fortunately, an older brother rescued him and gave him his phone number. My brother said that he was interning at the Procuratorate and if you have any questions in the future, you can go to him. But Han Lu never got through those 11 digits. By chance, Han Lu saw him in the coffee shop. Eight years later, when they met again, Han Lu could hardly hold the cigarette in his hand. Although, he no longer remembers him. It doesn't matter, he remembers it himself, that's enough. ——I once encountered a beam of light in front of me. Purpose: Funny is a stress reliever in life
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