This Can't Be My Son

★ Same-series upcoming novel: Everyone Keeps Saying This Kid Is Mine!

★ My buddy's sweet romance, The Little Punk and His Prosecutor, is introduced below. If you like it, please show it some support, ladies!

★★ Novel Synopsis ★★

Legend has it that in ancient times there was a clan of divine dragons, and among them lived a sickly dragon. He fainted once every three days and coughed up blood once every five.

This dragon had a son, the only keepsake left to him by his wife, who had run away from home.

What's more, he had painstakingly hatched the child from an egg.

Bullied by his clan because of his frail health, the sickly dragon decides to take his child to the human world to find his wife!

"Kiddo, you actually have a father you've been separated from for years!"

His wife has been missing for years. It's about time he brought him back so they could be a family again.

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The famous star Feng Wu was carried off by two strange men while filming on location. Yes, carried off, the kind where they throw a sack over you and walk away!

When he opens his eyes again, Feng Wu sees the enormous villa before him, along with a strange man so handsome he doesn't seem human. He can only think that this must be a dream.

Trembling, he points at the man, then at himself, and finally looks at the child sprawled beside the bed, staring at him and drooling. He says:

"So you're saying... you and I had a clingy little snake?!"

The kid had just found his handsome dad and hadn't even had time to celebrate before his face darkened. "It's a dragon! I's a dragon!"

That day, Feng Wu's world came crashing down. He was a perfectly ordinary man, yet somehow he had a kid with another man.

This world had truly gone crazy...

| Sickly, proud dragon vs. sharp-tongued, amnesiac phoenix

| A family of three, all a little crazy, in a lighthearted and funny 1v1 romance

| ABO setting. The top is a dragon, the bottom is a phoenix, and the kid is a dragon

| The prologue is optional and won't affect the main story

★ Same-series upcoming novel: Everyone Keeps Saying This Kid Is Mine! ★

Zhou Xubai married a powerful man named Fu Linchuan.

He had married into a wealthy family overnight.

In theory, he should have been happy, but he couldn't bring himself to smile.

Because... he was carrying a child, and the baby wasn't Fu Linchuan's.

Everyone knew Fu Linchuan had a bad temper and plenty of ways to make people suffer. Zhou Xubai had already imagined the terrible life awaiting him after the wedding.

Once his belly grew and his pregnancy was discovered, he would be doomed.

On their wedding night, Zhou Xubai was terrified, expecting Fu Linchuan to slap him. But what happened was completely different from what he had imagined...

Fu Linchuan stood beside the bed, his face expressionless, and handed him a glass of milk.

"Drink this before you sleep. It'll help you rest."

He didn't seem anything like the man people described.

The day his pregnancy was discovered, the family flew into a rage. They opened the ancestral hall and brought out the family punishment, intending to beat the child out of him. Zhou Xubai was terrified, afraid of being beaten and afraid Fu Linchuan would be disappointed in him.

But the man who rarely spoke stepped in front of him and admitted in front of everyone, "The child is mine."

Zhou Xubai thought there couldn't be anyone better than Fu Linchuan.

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After a business dinner, Fu Linchuan happened to go into heat and, without any suppressants, ended up in bed with a stranger.

He wasn't the kind of man to shirk responsibility, so he discussed it with his family and married the person outright.

He'd only meant to take responsibility, but why had nobody told him Zhou Xubai was so adorable?

One adorable sweetheart carrying another? That's double the adorable???

The only problem was that Zhou Xubai was much too easily frightened. Whenever Fu Linchuan so much as made a move, Zhou Xubai looked as if he were bracing himself to be beaten.

Fu Linchuan: ???

Did he look like a violent murderer?

That very night, Fu Linchuan opened his phone and, with a cold, serious expression, typed into Baidu: "What should I do if my wife is afraid of me? Urgent."

On the day Zhou Xubai's pregnancy was discovered, the family grew furious. After Fu Linchuan admitted the child was his, Zhou Xubai's attitude toward him clearly changed, and he seemed a little guilty?

But... the child really was his! He'd said it over and over, but his wife wouldn't believe him...

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During the later stages of Zhou Xubai's pregnancy, Fu Linchuan grew more and more irritable. He wore a cold expression every day, making Zhou Xubai act cautiously for fear of upsetting him.

But that very night, Zhou Xubai found Fu Linchuan squatting in the bathroom, sobbing his heart out.

After examining him, the family doctor told them Fu Linchuan might be suffering from prenatal depression.

Zhou Xubai: (°ο°) (confused)

Fu Linchuan: (awkwardly rubbing his fingers)

On the day of the delivery, Fu Linchuan accompanied him into the delivery room. The baby was born without a hitch, and Zhou Xubai, weak as he was, tried to say something romantic to him. Instead, Fu Linchuan promptly fainted.

After examining him, the doctor said, "Don't worry. He just faints at the sight of blood."

The fearsome big shot who made people tremble at the mere mention of his name was actually a complete pushover for his wife, and he fainted at the sight of blood...

Zhou Xubai slowly covered his face and fell silent.

He felt a little embarrassed.

Reading Guide:

1. Both the top and bottom are sexually inexperienced. They slept together because the top lost control during his alpha rut, so once he learned what had happened, he promptly married the bottom.

2. The top never intended to hide that he was the person from that night. He always thought the bottom knew, and he did say the child was his. The bottom, meanwhile, thought, "Sob, he went this far to protect me. He's such a good person!"

3. The overall tone is warm and lighthearted, with a bit of comedy.

★ My buddy's novel: The Little Punk and His Prosecutor ★

Synopsis:

● Loyal, rugged little punk vs. gentle, pure-hearted prosecutor (Note: this little punk isn't a delinquent.)

● Eight-year age gap, both sexually inexperienced, top has a secret crush

● Han Lu (top) vs. Jin Yizhuo (bottom)

Jin Yizhuo has a peculiar kind of face blindness. He might forget ordinary people in the blink of an eye, but he remembers every client he represents, as well as Han Lu, the mechanic.

Once, on his way to court, Jin Yizhuo's car broke down on a deserted stretch of road. Looking at the flat tire, he couldn't decide whether to call a tow truck or keep adding to his fare by calling for a ride. When he looked up, he spotted an advertisement for a mobile tire repair service in the distance. Without a second thought, he called the number.

Soon, a man in a black tank top and a pair of oil-stained gloves pulled up in front of Jin Yizhuo in a beat-up pickup truck.

He looked barely into his twenties.

"Need a tire fixed?" the man asked, a cigarette dangling from his lips.

"Yeah."

"One thousand."

"Why don't you just rob me?" If not for the manners he'd been taught over the years, Jin Yizhuo would have cursed him out.

The man pulled a lighter from the pocket of his work pants, cupped his hand to light the cigarette, took a hard drag, and slowly exhaled. His tone was both cocky and aggrieved. "What can I say? You can't remember my face."

That was Jin Yizhuo's first impression of Han Lu: domineering, crude, and, of course, sporting a pair of well-built biceps.

Jin Yizhuo, who could never remember strangers, remembered Han Lu after that one encounter.

Only later did Jin Yizhuo realize that he hadn't actually met Han Lu for the first time that day. And Han Lu wasn't merely domineering and crude. He was... a wolf in sheep's clothing!

*

That December, a horrific child sexual assault case took place in Beishi. The victim was only ten years old.

According to eyewitnesses, someone wearing a repair shop uniform had been seen around the scene. Some even saw him walking out of a small grove, hitching up his pants and pulling up his zipper.

When Jin Yizhuo took the arrest warrant and found the suspect, he discovered that the man was none other than Han Lu, who had extorted a thousand yuan from him.

In the freezing cold, Han Lu was still bare-chested, squatting on the curb outside the repair shop and smoking. Seeing Jin Yizhuo in a white shirt, holding a document stamped with the prosecutor's office's large red seal, he took another drag, then rose to his feet without hurry and blew smoke into Jin Yizhuo's face.

"Prosecutor Jin, you still remember something that small? Here to abuse your power and get revenge?"

Later, Han Lu was still bare-chested, but Jin Yizhuo's white shirt had been almost completely torn off.

Han Lu's calloused fingers traced every inch of Jin Yizhuo's skin, making him tremble uncontrollably.

Han Lu bent down, never stopping what he was doing. His tone was infuriatingly smug. "What's wrong, Mr. Prosecutor? Aren't you going to arrest me?"

Han Lu had a secret he'd kept hidden for years. When he was little, he was almost bullied by an old bachelor from his village. Fortunately, an older boy saved him and gave him his phone number.

The boy said he was interning at the prosecutor's office, and that Han Lu could come to him if he ever had a problem.

But Han Lu had never once managed to get through to that eleven-digit number.

By chance, Han Lu spotted him in a cafe. Eight years had passed since their last meeting, and Han Lu almost dropped the cigarette in his hand when they met again.

Even though the other man no longer remembered him.

It didn't matter. It was enough that Han Lu remembered.

I once met a ray of light, waiting up ahead.

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