milo.felix.rozehnai, age 20, Crystal Palace striker
Young and trying not to feel inferior, he plays football for fun.
At his club, he breaks his coach's heart and makes his teammates cry. After four consecutive hat tricks of hitting the woodwork, he lands himself on the bench.
His national team teammates include: Goncalo Ramos, who is even more cheerful than him; the warrior monk Pepe, who hung up his sword after having a daughter; God's grandson Felix, who is always next in line; and the explosive 2B midfield duo, both Premier League stars...
And Milo's idol since the age of five: Cristiano, AKA the world's number one president, Ronaldo.
With a lineup like this, can Portugal really win the European Championship?
Pure wish fulfillment. No logic, just pure fun.
Theme: Hardship and adversity make us stronger