That Adorable Roommate Is Secretly...!

Ning Guiqu transmigrates into a book, becoming a minor villain and cannon-fodder character who shares his name. Fortunately, the villain hasn’t entered the story yet. His plotline won’t begin for another four years. Life after transmigrating into a book comes with plenty of aggravations, so Ning Guiqu creates an alternate account to serve as his personal trash can. Whenever he has nowhere to vent, he vents to the account. Once he’s done posting, he feels much better. This is how Ning Guiqu relieves stress in his new world. ** His roommates invite him to play a game, so Lu Yuan logs into a WeChat account he hasn’t used since graduating high school. To his surprise, he finds 99+ unread messages. They’re from… his gentle, handsome roommate sitting right beside him, Ning Guiqu. Lu Yuan is taken aback. He opens the messages and sees: [Damn it! Who rammed into my suitcase? Do you not know how to walk?] [We still have to get up early for college. Can someone come blow up the campus?] [Can that dumbass Shi Wen stop asking me to play games? Does he have any idea how bad he is?] [So what if he’s handsome? I’m a loser even if I’m handsome. I don’t want to go to those stupid mixers! Can someone just let me leave?] … Lu Yuan is stunned by the messages. Beside him, Ning Guiqu asks gently, “Lu Yuan, are we still playing?” “Just a second,” Lu Yuan replies. WeChat lights up again. A message from Ning Guiqu reads: [Dumbass Lu Yuan, if you’re going to play, hurry up and get online. Just because you’re handsome doesn’t mean you get to keep us waiting!] Lu Yuan: “…” Well, well. His roommate has two very different sides. Later on, Ning Guiqu discovers two accounts with identical profile pictures in his WeChat. He realizes something is wrong and tries logging into his alternate account, only to find it completely empty. Ning Guiqu is stunned. So who has he been sending his rants to?! He logs into his main WeChat account again and tentatively sends a message: [Are you still using this account?] And then… He gets a reply! [I am] Ning Guiqu nearly blacks out. He tells himself, It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay. This person probably doesn’t know who I am. It’s not embarrassing! The next second, his phone chimes again. [Ning Guiqu, you finally realized I’m not your alternate account?] Ning Guiqu is dead. And the person knows who he is! Note: College campus story | Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting | The original character is the bottom, and there’s only one of him. 50% of the novel is locked to prevent piracy Coming next: *My Roommate Keeps Calling Me His Wife [Reborn]* Lin Ci has a strange roommate. This strange roommate says that one day, foxes will take over the world, and tells Lin Ci he should be his roommate’s bed warmer. Lin Ci: ? Lin Ci ignores his roommate’s chuunibyou talk, then hesitantly asks, “Do you like me?” His roommate scoffs. “Like you? We foxes don’t love humans.” Lin Ci: … Lin Ci thinks Lu Zhuo must be in the final stages of chuunibyou disorder. Lu Zhuo also likes to sniff him. When Lin Ci asks what weird smell he has, Lu Zhuo says gloomily, “The smell of a heartbreaker.” Lin Ci: ? As if sniffing him weren’t enough, Lu Zhuo orders him to sleep together at night. Lin Ci refuses. Lu Zhuo: “You hate me!” Lin Ci has no choice but to sleep beside Lu Zhuo, but… Does he really have to hold his arm? ** Lin Ci’s strange roommate has started harassing him again lately, even blurting out, “Wife.” Lin Ci thinks he misheard. “What did you call me?” Lu Zhuo falls silent. The word just slipped out. But when he sees how uncomfortable Lin Ci looks, he only sneers and doubles down. “Wife! What, planning to be a heartless bastard again?” Lin Ci has no idea what he means. Later, Lin Ci’s roommate disappears, and a red fox appears on his bed. Around the fox’s neck is a pendant like the one his roommate always wears. The fox snarls at Lin Ci. “Yip!” Lin Ci: … His roommate really does seem to be a fox spirit… ** Lu Zhuo is reborn. In his previous life, he and Lin Ci were introduced by their families and got married. Their relationship developed quite well after the wedding, so Lu Zhuo decided to show his wife his fox tail. But the moment Lin Ci saw it, he was so scared that he ran off and didn’t come back to the bedroom all night. Lu Zhuo was furious. He swore he’d give Lin Ci a piece of his mind the next day, but instead, he woke up reborn in high school. At the time, his wife was only seventeen. There was nothing Lu Zhuo could do, so he could only find ways to bother him every day. The more he bothered Lin Ci, the more he fell in love. Sniffing the scent at Lin Ci’s neck, Lu Zhuo thinks obsessively, My young wife smells even better! Chuunibyou, tsundere top x gentle, adorable bottom Theme: Keep living well, even if you’ve embarrassed yourself to death