My Ex Finally Calmed Down After I Faked a Pregnancy

Lin Yunzhi never imagined he'd end up sharing a university dorm with Xu Ting, his ex-boyfriend, whom he'd broken up with just last month. Xu Ting seemed to ignore him in the dorm, but it was as if he had eyes in the back of his head.

[Did you break up with me because you like that kind of guy?]

[How does he even deserve to be on the same list as me?]

Xu Ting didn't believe his reason for breaking up, either.

Xu Ting: [Three years of high school, not a single problem between us. You were still sweet-talking me the day before, then broke up with me the next day?]

Xu Ting: [You definitely still like me. If you won't tell me the real reason, then I can be your ex-boyfriend, and you can be my current boyfriend. We'll each call it what we want.]

Lin Yunzhi thought Xu Ting was shameless! He couldn't bring himself to say the real reason for the breakup. It was too embarrassing! But he also didn't want Xu Ting pestering him every day.

So one day, in a stroke of "brilliance," Lin Yunzhi said, "I broke up with you because I'm pregnant!"

Xu Ting's eyebrow twitched. "You're a guy. Pregnant?"

Lin Yunzhi said nervously, "Yes! Because I'm a guy, I was afraid you'd freak out if you found out I was pregnant. That's why I broke up with you."

Lin Yunzhi waited a long time before Xu Ting finally said, "I believe you. It was that day, right? We were pretty rough."

Blushing, Lin Yunzhi admitted it.

Later, Lin Yunzhi's lie was mercilessly exposed.

Xu Ting: "So what was the real reason that made you lie to me about a man getting pregnant?"

Lin Yunzhi blushed again. He couldn't say it. Absolutely couldn't.

So Lin Yunzhi came up with another lie. "I'm sick. I'm going to die soon."

When Lin Yunzhi still wouldn't tell the truth, Xu Ting sneered. "You're going to die soon, all right. I'll fuck you to death."

A soft, adorable, clueless bottom x a gentle, scheming top

Note: The top definitely knows the pregnancy was a lie.

The top and bottom like each other. The reason the bottom broke up with him is simply too embarrassing to say!

Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.

Coming next: My Roommate Can Hear My Thoughts

A "ghost" had latched onto Qiao Yun, and it was a "lecherous ghost," too. It spent all day whispering vulgar, filthy things in his ear, leaving Qiao Yun both scared and disgusted.

He was straight, and the one harassing him was a male ghost.

Qiao Yun went to a Taoist temple in the suburbs and told the temple's keeper what was happening. The keeper gave him a peachwood sword and some talismans to ward off evil. Before Qiao Yun left, he added, "Trust science."

Qiao Yun: "..."

Qiao Yun brought the sword and talismans back to his dorm, ready to catch the ghost. He didn't catch it, and instead got reported for practicing superstition in the dorm. The ghost started saying that Qiao Yun looked so charming when he was upset.

At his wits' end, Qiao Yun hugged his aloof roommate, Lu Tingzhi, who was always nearby.

To his surprise, the ghost's filthy remarks stopped!

Qiao Yun also realized that the ghost appeared whenever Lu Tingzhi was around. When Lu Tingzhi wasn't with him, the ghost never showed up. So the ghost was following Lu Tingzhi! All he had to do was stay away from Lu Tingzhi.

Qiao Yun started making plans to move out of the dorm.

Then the ghost showed up again: With an ass that perky, do you really think you can get away?

Qiao Yun could hear the threat in the ghost's words, so he didn't dare move out.

Note: The ghost is the top's inner thoughts. At first, the top doesn't know the bottom can hear him. The top is a pervert. The bottom is straight, or Schrödinger's straight, so don't take it seriously.

The blurb or title may change before publication. High school setting, silly everyday life.

Theme: Knowledge is power