[Main Family Tutor] Varia-Style Child-Rearing

[...I’m leaving her in your care, Xanxus.]

[Get lost, you piece of trash!]

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When a person is born, are they born because someone hoped for them, or because they themselves hoped for something? She didn’t know the answer. Either way, her birth was a carefully calculated accident.

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“Voiiii----You bastard boss! You brought the kid here, so raise her yourself!!!!”

“Quit whining. Shut up, trash!”

“MO~~ Squalo, honestly, you’re so loud~~ Huh!!!! Who’s this kid???? Is this Squalo’s illegitimate child or something?!!!”

“Voiiii----Anyone with eyes can see she doesn’t look a thing like me!!!”

“Shut up, you trash!”

“Voiiii----Don’t throw a cup at my head, you bastard boss!!!!”

“Ushishishishi, is she here to replace that stupid frog?”

“Ah, senpai, you’re laughing like a creep. Me thinks maybe she’s here to replace the prince (not really), too.”

“What a pain. Are we going to have another expense now? Tch.”

“An illegitimate child... Could it be, could it be... Boss! Boss!!!!”

“Ah, the perverted senpai’s at it again. Poor boss, me thinks.”

“Voiiiii!!! What are we supposed to do with this little piece of trash!!!! You bastard boss!!!”

Thesis: Becoming a warm and loving family.