I Was Born to Be a Corporate Drone

Maybe I was born to be a corporate wage slave.

Zhou Meng, light a cigarette. If you keep listening, you'll think my life is tragic too.

I restarted my life as a rich kid.

After being a corporate wage slave in my past life, I decided to give up and do nothing this time around. I bought a house in the countryside and planned to live a quiet, rural life.

Maybe the heavens saw that I'd been single my whole last life and sent me a handsome, warm-looking younger neighbor.

Think this is a country romance?

No, it's the turning point in my life of misery.

I went next door to borrow some salt and saw my warm, handsome younger neighbor standing on top of a monster covered in eyes, with a gun in his hand!?

I knew right away something was wrong!

"Bang!"

Quick-thinking as I was, I slammed the door shut and ran for it.

When you stumble across something like that, you either get silenced or turned into one of them!!!

I didn't want either option.

Unfortunately, I was caught anyway, and the handsome younger neighbor gave me a wicked job offer I couldn't refuse: "Congratulations, Ms. Zhou! You're hired!"

My peaceful days were gone for good. I started having nightmares that foretold the future: an evil nail salon, a one-eyed monster that could pinch someone to death with its eyelid, my best friend hanging on the wall...

I cried out to the heavens: "God! Hurry up and strike down my boss!!!"

I swear, one day! I would become the capitalist myself!!!

And put everyone under my heel!!!

So I defected.

I thought that from then on, the sky would be wide and the sea boundless, with birds free to fly wherever they wanted.

After defecting, I discovered I had more than a dozen children crying to be fed, so I became a corporate wage slave all over again...

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P.S.

1. The plot is brainless, so you'll have to read it without using your brain.

2. The heroine is different on the inside and the outside. The contrast is huge, really huge!

Theme: A beautiful future must be created through hard work