Shen Weiqing transmigrated, and when she arrived, there was a black-hearted elder right beside her.
From the memories she received, Shen Weiqing learned that he had killed the original owner!
Shen Weiqing: Danger!
She decided to close her eyes and play dead, then flee once he left!
Who knew she'd still be discovered? Shen Weiqing had no choice but to go all in. She immediately used the paparazzi System bound to her and shouted at the elder, “The head of Taiyan Sect hasn't washed his feet in ten years!!!”
Her cry rang through the heavens, and its pungent content left him stunned.
Shen Weiqing successfully used a System item to make her escape.
Unfortunately, this man was too powerful, so Shen Weiqing decided to leave the sect and hide for a while. Along the way, she completed System missions, earned points, and traded them for life-saving items. But as things went on... a craze for building people up and tearing them down swept the cultivation world?
Today's breaking news from the Cultivation World's Qinging Newspaper and Qinging Phone: The untold story of a certain sect leader and a certain demoness; the unknown side of a certain aloof sword cultivator...
And... the Demon King is wearing red underwear again today!
Who's shipping the couple?
And who shattered a young girl's heart?
Victims in the cultivation world: “It's that bastard paparazzo Qinging again! If I ever find out who he is, I'll rip his pants off!”
Shen Weiqing hides her contribution and smiles mysteriously~
The Demon King grabs Shen Weiqing by the collar from behind: “I'll let you check the color of my underwear again tonight.”
Shen Weiqing smiles awkwardly: “N-no, that's all right...”
The Demon King: “Then tomorrow, the whole cultivation world will know you're Qinging the paparazzo.”
Shen Weiqing agrees through tears.
Upcoming story:
Chi Le transmigrates, arriving covered in blood and whip marks, with her golden core shattered.
Is she on the path of an overpowered transmigrated heroine who turns the tables and gets her revenge?
That sounds great to her!
So she tries to summon her golden finger System, and sure enough, she has a System!
But it's a fitness System. It pulls out two pink dumbbells as her beginner's gift and knocks her unconscious.
System: “Let's start with a small goal: lift weights two hundred times!”
Chi Le faints~
Faced with the System's grueling fitness missions, Chi Le decides to get the entire cultivation world exercising!
She puts up a sign: “Lift weights 100 times: 50 spirit stones! Use the treadmill for one shichen: 100 spirit stones...”
The prices are steep, but a fitness craze still sweeps the cultivation world!
Physically frail alchemists, talisman cultivators, and spell cultivators: “Have you ever seen exercise equipment that can improve your constitution?”
Body cultivators with a serious lack of speed: “Have you ever seen exercise equipment that can make you faster?”
Sword cultivators pursuing the path to power: “Have you ever seen exercise equipment that can improve your strength?”
Chi Le has it all!
Not long afterward, the demons secretly plot to target the alchemists, who have always been the weakest...
Demons: “Why are all these alchemists as strong as oxen, practically body cultivators?!”
P.S.:
1. The story has plenty of original worldbuilding, so don't overanalyze it~
2. This is a slow-burn story. Everything takes its time~
3. I'm a new writer, so there will definitely be issues. Please be patient with me~
4. Reasonable corrections and suggestions are welcome.
5. There won't be much actual exposé content in the story.
6. My writing is terrible, and right now I'm just writing whatever comes to mind!
Theme: Expose the darkness, and let the light of righteousness shine on the world
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