Luo Yihe transmigrated into the body of Venerable Hua Qing of the Lingxiao Sect. His senior brother, the sect leader, doted on him, and all three of his disciples were geniuses.
He had money, good looks, and strength. He could have lived a peaceful life, but then the sect's grand event, the Divine Path, came along, and he was about to set off for a land beyond the mortal world.
The journey was dangerous, but manageable, except that each of his disciples kept trying to win him over.
Before he had even finished walking the Divine Path, he discovered that his dignified and dependable eldest disciple was actually hypocritical and cold-hearted, and had approached him only to get a life-saving pill.
His passionate, tsundere second disciple was extremely obsessive and had approached him only to avenge the person who destroyed his family.
His obedient, sensible, clingy third disciple was calculating and had approached him only for... him?
Luo Yihe: I want to run...
Fine, fine. Every one of you is hiding behind a secret identity, and every one of you has an ulterior motive.
I don't even want to go back to the sect anymore. Even my senior brother, the sect leader, has a hidden secret identity!
And then he discovered that he himself had two secret identities!!!
Little scenes:
1. The eldest disciple suddenly showed up and insisted on tying his master's hair. "Master, did you sleep well last night? I specially found you a fine jade pillow yesterday."
So that's why the pillow was so hard!
Luo Yihe kept his cool, maintaining his aloof persona as he nodded. "Very well. But, disciple, could you be gentler with your hands? My scalp hurts."
The eldest disciple's expression stiffened.
2. The second disciple stood beneath a peach tree, leaning close to his master. He picked a peach blossom petal off his master's shoulder, lowered his head with a charming smile, and gazed at him with tender eyes. "Master, look. What's different about me today compared to yesterday?"
Luo Yihe furrowed his brow and sniffled aloofly. "Ha... ha-choo!"
Luo Yihe quickly adjusted his expression. "Disciple, are you troubled by body odor?"
The second disciple's face turned green.
3. The third disciple stood before Luo Yihe, crying so prettily that he looked like a rain-soaked pear blossom. "Master, I... I'm so stupid. I just can't learn this sword move. Could you teach me by guiding my hands?"
Luo Yihe straightened up and patted his shoulder. "Disciple, trust your master's judgment. You have what it takes!"
You hopelessly oblivious straight guy. No wonder you're single!
P.S. 1v1, not a shipping war. The bottom's CP is the third disciple.
Theme: Stay true to your original aspirations, and you'll reach the end
Catching bugs, get is not grt
Dangdangdang, blind guess will be updated tonight =3=
"She" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
"She" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
"Lin" is a big thorn in the side of the author~