I Clicked the Wrong Thing, Aaaaaah, Nooo!

Experiment

★ If there's no update at midnight, it'll come at 6 a.m. If there's still nothing at 6, then it'll be at 8 (looking away).

☆ Completed novel: The Beautiful Villain and His Evil Dog, the Proud Son of Heaven [Quick Transmigration]

★ Coming soon: I Drew Fan Comics and Ended Up Showing Them to the Actual Star, Sooner or Later I'll Kill You All [Infinite Flow], and more.

☆ Check out my friend’s male-lead novel, Rules for Raising a Sick Puppy [Book Transmigration], by Beishang Daju.

Blurb:

[Socially anxious but overpowered, bking catboy alpha top x short-tempered to others but doting on his top, catnip-scented alpha bottom] (strong x strong, double alpha; the top turning into a cat is an original setting, and his cat form is a silver tabby Maine Coon)

[Plot-focused, satisfyingly over-the-top, with a touch of chuunibyou]

Xie Huaiyu is a livestreamer for full-dive games. One day, just as usual, he easily wins a game.

But when the game ends, he discovers that he's transmigrated to another world. What's more, he has beaten Ji Xian, the most highly favored candidate for “Star of the Federation,” and the Imperial Crown Prince, becoming the center of everyone's attention.

That might not be a big deal for an ordinary person, but he is socially anxious!

A teacher approaches, smiling and carrying a glittering trophy. Xie Huaiyu stands trembling in the crowd, wishing he could disappear.

But that's not even the worst of it. The real problem is that

his in-game appearance has come with him too!!!

He tries to pull down his hood, hoping to hide the fluffy, twitching pointed ears and bushy tail beneath his cloak.

**

After talking to a not-particularly-bright System, Xie Huaiyu learns that he must stop the villainous boss from destroying the world if he wants to go home.

But the System malfunctions and doesn't know who the villainous boss is, so Xie Huaiyu is left with no choice but to take on the task of saving the world.

He feels exhausted already. A job like saving the world sounds like something a socially anxious person who can only crawl around in the shadows can't handle.

But if he wants to go home...

Xie Huaiyu shuts his eyes and throws himself into it!

Even though he's meant to become the savior everyone looks up to, Xie Huaiyu sticks to his principle of keeping a low profile. He never takes off his hood or mask, and is just one step away from disguising himself as a roadside trash can.

When the famous interstellar star keeps inviting him to play games, he flat-out refuses.

When the Imperial Crown Prince does everything he can to make him stay in the palace as his crown princess, he makes a quick escape.

When the pirate leader develops a strange possessiveness toward him after their first meeting, he reports him instead.

And then there's the Federation major general who keeps chasing after him, as if they have a grudge...

There's nothing he can do about that one, because the Federation major general's pheromones smell like catnip.

But no matter how careful Xie Huaiyu is,

his strength is simply too impossible to ignore, and he ends up becoming the uncrowned king.

He gains a whole host of followers and becomes the new ruler of the underground city. Even his photos go viral across the interstellar net.

Xie Huaiyu stares blankly at his subordinates, who gaze at him with fervent admiration: ... This is so exhausting. I just want to be an ordinary person. I have no plans to rule the stars. Please stop making things up.

He remembers that his original mission was only to stop the villainous boss.

Who the hell gave him the script of a savior adored by everyone!!!

**

The bottom's perspective:

Ji Xian is hailed as the youngest major general in the Federation.

But during the joint military academy exercise in the year he graduated, he was shot in the head by an unknown opponent.

As a result, he missed out on the championship.

But he would always remember the emotionless beastlike eyes and silver-white hair beneath the gun's barrel.

Later, he receives orders from his superiors to capture the S-class fugitive, Xie Huaiyu.

At last, Ji Xian finds him at a port. He looks exactly like the one who shot him in the head back then.

Except Xie Huaiyu doesn't seem to be doing well. It looks like he's going into heat.

Ji Xian yanks off his hood, then his eyes widen in surprise.

Beneath it are a pair of fluffy, pointed ears.

Since they're both alphas, Ji Xian instinctively releases his pheromones to fight back.

Just then, the ears in front of him twitch gently, and a fluffy tail coils around his arm.

**

Bonus scene:

Xie Huaiyu buries himself against Ji Xian.

Suddenly, Ji Xian feels like something is off. Wait, why are there barbs?!

He stares at Xie Huaiyu's cat ears and tail for a long moment, then looks enlightened. “You wouldn't...”

The cat tilts his head, his sharp teeth grazing Ji Xian's collarbone. “You can touch my ears.”

★ Before you start:

1. The plot takes up a large portion; both are devoted to each other, one-on-one.

2. The “everyone loves him” aspect doesn't mean every supporting character is romantically interested. It includes friendship, loyalty, and submission.

3. Neither the top nor the bottom is perfect. They both grow.

4. After the top turns into a real cat, his personality changes a little.

5. The novel was originally titled I Became Everyone's Favorite After Transmigrating as a Socially Anxious Person and Socially Anxious Catboy Refuses the Role of Beloved Savior, and then I forgot (yawn~).

★ Coming soon: I Drew Fan Comics and Ended Up Showing Them to the Actual Star. Blurb:

[Introverted fan-comic artist, beautiful top, body still warm and eight out of ten condition x scheming, flamboyant, cool movie star bottom]

Yu An sits alone at his computer desk. Dim light softly illuminates his delicate face. He casually gathers his slightly long hair so it won't get in his eyes.

Just then, his phone goes ding.

Yu An checks it and sees a message containing a wedding invitation.

Ermmm... Let's see...

Oh, he's the groom.

??? Wait??? He's just been married out of nowhere???

Yu An panics, hurriedly changes clothes, and rushes out of his apartment without even saving the document on his computer.

In the dim room, only the bright computer screen casts a glaring light.

On it, the popular movie star has his clothes half off, doing something that cannot be described.

**

Recently, news of movie star Lu Zhiyu's secret marriage was exposed, instantly dominating the trending topics and flooding everyone's screens.

Fans also notice that at the star's concerts, roadshows, promotional events, behind-the-scenes clips, and even livestreams, there's always a fully disguised person by his side.

The stranger is tall, with a baseball cap covering their slightly long hair and dark sunglasses concealing most of their face. But just from the shape of their jawline, everyone can tell

this is an absolutely stunning beauty.

Seeing how close they are, fans all assume that this must be the movie star's secret wife.

They've just picked up their keyboards when a high-definition, front-facing photo of the spouse leaks

Fan 1: I'll indulge you this once.

Fan 2: Your wife is fine. Next second, she's mine.

Fan 3: Hi~ beautiful, I'm going to lick you~

**

In the comics scene, fans notice that Yu An's work seems to have gone wholesome lately. His recent comics are unusually innocent.

Meanwhile, the movie star's fans discover a new artist posting fan art in their fan community. The composition is stunning, the sexual tension is off the charts, and even the characters' hair seems to glow.

And the movie star is fully dressed in every picture, but somehow it's still incredibly, incredibly sexy~

Until the day of a magical dating show

Movie star Lu Zhiyu joins the show with his new spouse.

They discover, first of all, that the spouse is a man.

And secondly, the spouse can't lift a finger to save himself, a total good-for-nothing, while the movie star willingly runs around after him.

Just as online public opinion turns against the movie star, accusing him of being blinded by love, the latest episode airs.

It's a drawing competition. In this round, the spouse wins the game with just a few strokes and an astonishing artistic touch.

Some sharp-eyed fans recognize him at once from his familiar brushwork and all sorts of details

The spouse = Yu An = the latest artist posting fan art in the movie star's fan community.

Mystery solved: the spouse is their biggest fan of all.

They approve of this marriage!

**

One day Yu An comes home and sees Lu Zhiyu standing at his computer desk, looking a little strange.

Yu An follows his gaze, puzzled

only to discover that he's forgotten to turn off his computer again!

His fan art! And the actual star is standing right in front of him!

He guiltily looks away, coming up with 108 ways to escape Earth.

Thinking of the rumors online, Lu Zhiyu watches Yu An's face turn red and suddenly understands.

“Do you like me?”

Yu An's toes curl in embarrassment. “No... You're popular, and you've got lots of money...”

★ Coming soon: Sooner or Later I'll Kill You All [Infinite Flow]. Blurb:

[Fiery, naturally wicked, cross-dressing beauty, adorable top x wealthy and generous, motherly boss bottom]

Zhu Nanle has a treasure: his castle.

But even though he's the master of the castle, he's so broke he can't afford to hire any servants, so he has to do all the jobs himself.

One day, as usual, he changes into a maid outfit to clean up the remains left behind by the previous group of “guests.” Then the doorbell rings.

Before he's had time to finish cleaning, Zhu Nanle kicks the bits of flesh on the floor into the storage room, puts on a flawless smile, and goes to greet the new guests.

Zhu Nanle lowers his head. “Welcome.”

But where no one can see, his smile gives way to malice, and boundless madness wells up in his doll-like eyes.

[Those people who made a mess of his castle, he'll kill every last one of them sooner or later!]

Just then, a pair of warm hands gently strokes his head.

Zhu Nanle looks up in surprise. Even though his chest has gotten a little bigger, that's no reason to take him away from his castle!

Later, whenever they encounter danger, before Zhu Nanle can even pull out the knife hidden beneath his skirt, someone grabs him and holds him close, gently covering his ears.

**

The bottom's perspective:

Jiang Suyan meets a very cute kid. He seems so pitiful, having to clean such a huge castle all by himself.

The castle is dangerous, so even though Jiang Suyan knows the kid is an NPC in the game, he still chooses to spend all his points to take him out of the instance.

Only later does he learn that what was hidden beneath the skirt was...

**

At last, they find themselves trapped with no way out. Jiang Suyan means to protect his little maid, but the little maid kicks the monster flying and pulls a dinner knife out of his skirt.

He licks the blood from his fingertip, madness spilling from his eyes. “Get lost, or I'll kill every one of you.”

Only then does Jiang Suyan realize that the danger he felt the first time he entered the castle came from Zhu Nanle himself!

Zhu Nanle has two treasures. The first is his castle, and the second is Jiang Suyan.

(He wouldn't deny it if you put them in reverse order, but he'd never admit it.)

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