The Dungeon Boss's Sweet Married Life

Evil god husband x stoic humanoid weapon wife

Shen Xishan and Ming Songxue are famous as Winterfrost Town's model couple. Their neighbors are always praising their affection and fine character.

Husband Shen Xishan is handsome and taciturn. He seems cold, but he's a kind-hearted man who works hard and takes his job seriously. His "wife," Ming Songxue, is beautiful and charming, and a talented baker whose cookies are beloved by the children.

Whenever Shen Xishan goes out to work, Ming Songxue prepares his lunch and gives him a farewell kiss, then waits lovingly for her husband to come home. The neighbors can always see them reluctantly parting in the morning.

There's no couple more loving or better suited to each other.

As winter approaches, Winterfrost Town grows livelier. Many tourists arrive in this town, which is open to visitors only in winter and is famous for its love god legend and skiing. They say they've come to Winterfrost Town to find the most loving couple around.

"That has to be Xishan and Songxue. They're the most loving couple in town," the townspeople cheerfully tell them.

The tourists charge around, loudly insisting that they want to visit this loving couple.

But the next day, the townspeople don't see those tourists. Though they are annoyed by their rudeness, they kindly help the remaining tourists and ask the town police for help.

The police knock on Shen Xishan and Ming Songxue's door, hoping to ask if they've seen the tourists.

Shen Xishan answers the door. He says briefly that he hasn't seen them, and that the tourists frightened his wife but left without apologizing.

The police express their regret that Ming Songxue is feeling unwell, then leave the home of the model couple.

Shen Xishan closes the door and casually kicks aside the limbs on the floor. Looking at his "wife," whose body is twisted and gradually revealing its true form, he sighs helplessly and wipes away the bloodstains. "Could you make a little less noise while you're eating next time?"

Ming Songxue's wild tentacles wrap around him and pull him into his body, enjoying his exclusive after-dinner treat. He laughs in a low, pleased voice. "Of course, my dear husband."

Until the next winter arrives, they remain Winterfrost Town's perfect model couple, loving and without flaw.

As long as those players don't come to visit.

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Shen Xishan was once the most outstanding assassin. Seven years ago, he came to Winterfrost Town carrying weapons and wearing a black coat, using marriage as a pretext to slay the violent evil god.

In the end, the mission was left unfinished.

He fell in love with the evil god.

Reader's guide:

1. Written for fun and entirely according to my personal preferences. Their relationship is both pure love and downright twisted.

2. Unlucky players may appear.

3. The couple are deeply devoted to each other and very much in love.

4. Not suitable for readers with too many triggers (?).

5. An abstract romance. Very abstract.

Theme: Keep calm.