After a bug got him killed in an apocalypse novel, unlucky Pei Song'an got a chance to transmigrate into a book again.
Looking at the apocalypse System he had brought along, Pei Song'an secretly vowed:
In my last life, I was an expert player and died without knowing why. In this life, I'm taking back everything that belongs to me!
But after transmigrating, Pei Song'an was dumbfounded.
What domineering CEO? What pampered wife? What groveling reconciliation after a breakup? What entertainment industry? Buddy, this isn't what we agreed on!
Looking at the apocalypse System's innocent face again, Pei Song'an, who'd been handed the script of an abused-novel male lead, snapped a whole box of pens in half.
Damn it, give me my money back!
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As an expert player in romance novels, Luo Lingzhi had plenty of experience.
Revenge and putting scumbags in their place? Everyone's darling? A kept lover? Hah, he'd done all that before.
Looking at the newly assigned script about an abused protagonist, Luo Lingzhi curled his lip.
He was perfectly suited to dealing with an innocent, easy-to-bully bottom.
But when the adorable, soft-spoken male lead in the story single-handedly knocked down the three burly men who had kidnapped him, then looked at them with disdain,
Luo Lingzhi: Brainstorming.jpg
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With his mission progress hanging by a thread, Luo Lingzhi steeled himself and decided to go all in.
On a wilderness survival variety show, he came up with a complete plan. After taking that drug, he would leave himself in a cave and wait for the male lead to arrive.
Everything or nothing!
Luo Lingzhi was certain that with the Pure Love System's help, the male lead would come straight to him.
So when a figure appeared outside the cave, he threw himself into their arms.
"A-Cheng, my chest feels so hot. I think I just ate something bad..."
He lifted his head coquettishly, only to meet the eyes of his fellow contestant, Pei Song'an.
With a serious expression, Pei Song'an pulled a rubber tube over a meter long from his heavy backpack.
"Buddy, you can't just eat random stuff in the wilderness. If half an hour goes by and you're not better, come get your stomach pumped. I've already contacted the medical team. Oh, and take your clothes off so you don't get them dirty."
Luo Lingzhi was bewildered. Wait, buddy, this isn't right, is it?
When he didn't respond, Pei Song'an, driven by a desire to save lives and help the injured, immediately started stripping him. Luo Lingzhi panicked and snapped back to his senses.
"Dude, this is a livestreamed variety show! Get a grip!"
Pei Song'an, who had already pulled off his clothes: ...
The agent: Noooooo
The fans: Yooooooo
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Pairing: A tough-guy top from an apocalypse novel x a cunning, green-tea expert player from an angsty romance novel, celebrity x CEO
Warnings: 1. Because of their System missions, the top and bottom are rivals at first. They sabotage, bicker, and hurt each other.
2. One-on-one romance. The target of the seduction is a background character.
3. Romance-focused, an absurd comedy. Don't worry about the logical details.
4. Basically, both the top and bottom try hard to complete their missions, until they make the world go crazy in the way they want.
Theme: As long as it's fun
